4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

Thread starter Bandwagon
Start date Apr 11, 2019

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,601

A5150Ylee said:
I didn't fart, I found it's pretty common to not fart. In fact, they will warn you to sit on a toilet to fart.

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,602

Erronius said:
there's at least one person in this thread that would skin me and wear my flesh as a scarf.

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Erronius

Macho Ma'am

<Gold Donor>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,603

Excuse me sir, but that's 100% in context

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,604

Erronius said:
Excuse me sir, but that's 100% in context

Yes, but it's good enough to include here for posterity.

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 5, 2023

#1,605

Furry said:
They used to rub snow on their dick

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Sanrith Descartes

Veteran of a thousand threadban wars

<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>

Feb 7, 2023

#1,606

sleevedraw said:
Get the fuck out of here and come back when you learn to top like a man.

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Sludig

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Feb 7, 2023

#1,607

I saw this thread bumped and had a feeling that it would be that quote.

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Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 9, 2023

#1,608

Foler said:
I sure do know a lot about lying.

kick in nuts GIF

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 12, 2023

#1,609

BoozeCube said:
ultra woke with battle wheelchairs, dildos, and ultradykes

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Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 14, 2023

#1,610

Mr. Sox said:
Guess what I just did. I am a man of my word what about you Dick?

Awesome Marvel Studios GIF by Disney+

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Izo

Tranny Chaser

Feb 16, 2023

#1,611

Sadre Spinegnawer said:
At least I'm not running a bot.

Betray Homer Simpson GIF by FOX TV

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser

Feb 16, 2023

#1,612

Araysar said:
Bro, I work in marketing. My job for most of my adult life literally has been to figure out people like you, target your insecurities and determine the highest price I can possibly charge you to sell you some shit that can make your insecurities briefly go away

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Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 20, 2023

#1,613

Hoss said:
she wanted me to suck her dick and that was the end for me. It had never occurred to me that a dude might be pretending to be a girl.

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Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 24, 2023

#1,614

Kuro said:
If 9 year olds can consent to sex, they can go back to working the factories

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Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 24, 2023

#1,615

Kuro said:
Maybe if we'd nuked Japan a third time we wouldn't have had a generation of aspies grow up on Futa porn

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TBT-TheBigToe

Gemcutter

<Gold Donor>

Feb 25, 2023

#1,616

lurkingdirk said:
Foler is Dead

Happy Well Done GIF by Top Talent

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Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,617

Intrinsic said:
He once tried to tell me I was going to hell for marrying a Psychic. It took about 2 hours to explain my ex-wife is a Psychologist, not a psychic.

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,618

Zapatta said:
I would pay thousands of dollars to be able to lift stuff with my dick

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Zapatta

Krugman's Fax Machine

<Gold Donor>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,619

kimanami.com

Things I Lift with My Vagina — Kim Anami

A strong vagina = ping pong tricks, multiple orgasms, ejaculate that shoots across the room, and insane, life-changing pleasure.

kimanami.com

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Bandwagon

Kolohe

<Silver Donator>

Feb 27, 2023

#1,620

yerm said:
National divorce is the putting your units on the board phase of the risk game, before the dice come out.

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