50 Shades of Awesome

Should i encourage my BFF to go see this movie with me?

Chances of picking up some chick on the way out of the theater if I go watch this movie? If odds are good then I might be spending a lot of money on tickets over the next few weeks...

Well looks wise im the bottom, ofc.

Otherwise im a switch i guess.

Wizardhawk_sl said:

Chances of picking up some chick on the way out of the theater if I go watch this movie? If odds are good then I might be spending a lot of money on tickets over the next few weeks...

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Just give'em the flex, homie.

Wizardhawk_sl said:

Chances of picking up some chick on the way out of the theater if I go watch this movie? If odds are good then I might be spending a lot of money on tickets over the next few weeks...

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just stand outside the theater in a suit with a bottle of wine and some rope & handcuffs, have a 1 or 2 day old beard (NOT a neckbeard) NO FEDORAS and you will probably have to fight off the pussy

BBC News - Fifty Shades of Grey whips North American box office
68% of movie goers in North America were female. a lot lower than I expected, poor guys who got dragged in

spronk_sl said:

poor guys who got dragged in

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Those poor sons of bitches who wives or girlfriends now demand anal and finally give vigorous half hour blowjobs in exchange for 2 hours of dozing through a movie. Not to mention the best part....the hours I was left the fuck alone in the evening while she read this drivel.

Jait_sl said:

wives or girlfriends now demand anal

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Yo my wife must not have read it right.

The Ancient_sl said:

Yo my wife must not have read it right.

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Same with my current gf

Have 'em read it again, it's in there somewhere!

backfired, wife ran away to be with mark zuckerberg

The GF went to see this with a bunch of her friends, and when she got back from the film I asked her how degrading it was to women, since all the feminists online are going apeshit over the content of the movie. She just looked at me quizzically as if I said the dumbest thing on the planet and said "those women must really hate hard cock, because that movie was fucking HOT"

My GF got back last night from watching this with a friend of hers. She said it wasn't as good as the book at all. Main character dude wasn't a panty wetting guy like the character in the book. Her words. The place was full of women and they were all on their phones and talking the whole time.

I would've went but I'm out sick this week mostly.

Main actor needed to be Clive Owen, Gerard Butler or Charles Bronson. Fuck it, Charles Bronson.

You guys are all faggots

Xeldar_sl said:

Fuck it, Charles Bronson.

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50 Shades meets The Walking Dead?