After Earth

Void · Dec 12, 2012

All I can think of is the Key & Peele skit where the agent is talking to Will Smith's kid about a script and he has to keep explaining things like "outside"..."you know, the stuff that goes by the window of your limo."

Brahma · Dec 12, 2012

After the abortion that was The Last Airbender, I won't touch an Mnightsitmyself movie again.

Plus I can't stand Will Smith's son. He will whine and weep his way thru the whole movie.

ham · Dec 12, 2012

was the last airbender really as bad as advertised?

Signs was entertaining, despite making no sense and The Village wasn't TERRIBLE, it wasn't good but The Happening and Airbender seemed to have had been so bad that he may never get a real shot out of a large audience again

I get a Star Ocean 3 vibe from the trailer second time around. Landing on one of those older planets with limited technology and crazy fucking wild life

Kovaks · Dec 12, 2012

I would maybe gov m night a try again with the hopes of another unbreakable, and will smith is great, but I can't stand his kid, won't pay to watch this, maybe if it on while I'm in a plane or can't find the remote

Inque · Dec 13, 2012

When Air Bender came out most people were like HOW can it be shitty? He went pants on head retarded and insisted on redesigning everything including the way Aang is pronounced.

Kaio · Dec 13, 2012

Well, I wouldn't say everyon....I have zero faith in Shymalandong I haven't watched any of his movies other then the Sixth Sense, which I watched the last quarter of accidentally. It seemed pretty decent at the time but after seeing the ending I was never motivated to watch the rest. All his new movie trailers have always seemed very one dimensional. Zero interest in pretty much all his movies, this one however looks good just because of the setting.

Furry · Dec 19, 2012

Kaio_sl said:
Well, I wouldn't say everyon....I have zero faith in Shymalandong I haven't watched any of his movies other then the Sixth Sense, which I watched the last quarter of accidentally. It seemed pretty decent at the time but after seeing the ending I was never motivated to watch the rest. All his new movie trailers have always seemed very one dimensional. Zero interest in pretty much all his movies, this one however looks good just because of the setting.

Lol. Prepare to be disappointed

Caliane · May 30, 2013

Did a search didn't see this.

I imagine we all silently agreed it looks like shit.

But talking with some friends, I was made aware of something I totally missed.
This piece of shit is written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

So understand.
Will smith is only in the movie for about 10min apparently.

This is actually a Jaden Smith movie, written and directed by M. Night.
What a tweest.

That is hilarious to me.

Crowing · May 30, 2013

Haha. Until you pointed it out, I also had no idea it was a shyamalamadildo movie. Dude tarnished his name so much studios won't even attach it to trailers. I was mildly interested in this movie until now.

ohkcrlho · May 30, 2013

will smith did some good movies in the past ,now he thinks he is the best thing ever.
hate his fuckin kid.

TrollfaceDeux · May 30, 2013

pretty much silver spoon fed him.

Derivator_sl · May 30, 2013

OH MY GOD IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG

McCheese · May 30, 2013

Bunch of hateful, angry people in this thread.

I plan on seeing this, it looks interesting. I didn't know it was a Shyamalan movie, but it doesn't bother me that it is. It looks like it will have some interesting creatures and good action, which is all I really want from it.

TrollfaceDeux · May 30, 2013

McCheese_sl said:
it doesn't bother me that it is.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Malakriss · May 30, 2013

Will Smith? Ugh, probably not worth seeing.
Will Smith's son? Oh god this is going to be bad.
Shyamalan? Jesus fucking christ.

Nebuchadnezzar · May 30, 2013

13% on RT, 3.9/10 average rating. Why does Shyamalan still get to be a director again?

Porkchop · May 30, 2013

http://www.rerolled.org/showthread.php?387-After-Earth

Neki · May 30, 2013

I expected this film to be bad but not 13% on RT bad, lol.

At least it's an improvement on 'The Last Airbender' (6% on RT) but then again, slamming your hand in a car door is better than that film. Progression!

Grizzlebeard_sl · May 30, 2013

What's with Will Smith's accent in this movie? It's set in the future so what's with the affected deep south/creole twang I'm hearing, he doesn't talk like that normally.

OneofOne · May 30, 2013

Movie sounds kinda boring to be honest, and there doesn't appear to be any sort of M. Night Shamalanian twist.

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/afterearth.html

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