After Earth

Trollface_sl said:

so...like George Lucas.

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hey....at least george had great ideas in the 70's and 80's.
shyamalaka only had one good idea in 1999 and it was not about that white rat.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

hey....at least george had great ideas in the 70's and 80's.
shyamalaka only had one good idea in 1999 and it was not about that white rat.

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wut? You mean he bought good ideas/stories? The other retard actually wrote Sixth Sense and Unbreakable

Homsar_sl said:

wut? You mean he bought good ideas/stories? The other retard actually wrote Sixth Sense and Unbreakable

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i only count Sixth Sense.

I watched this last weekend to my regret. The magician movie was sold out, I can't think of it's name right now, but I'll probably see it when I wake up today.. nothing like nachos and coke to fix a hangover bitches.


Anyways... shit was basically the young black kid running through the forest for like an hour and a half. Might be cool if you live in the city and don't know what a tree looks like but I caught myself cleaning my nails or checking for lint on my shirt a few times while I was trying to stay awake.

Flunklesnarkin_sl said:

I watched this last weekend to my regret. The magician movie was sold out, I can't think of it's name right now, but I'll probably see it when I wake up today.. nothing like nachos and coke to fix a hangover bitches.

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The Prestige

so...derailing the m. shalalalala bashing discussion, i got a question: am i the only one who would not watch any movie connected to scientology no matter its quality ?

i know it's impossible to actually do it considering how deep scientology is rooted in hollywood, but movies with the known personalities like tom cruise or travolta are automatically a "you arent getting my money assholes" for me. Shit like after earth even more considering it's basically propaganda for their faith

I stopped the movie 15 minutes into the opening sequence after I heard Jaden Smiths voice squeak as if M. Night was assraping him during the monologue.

fucker_sl said:

so...derailing the m. shalalalala bashing discussion, i got a question: am i the only one who would not watch any movie connected to scientology no matter its quality ?

i know it's impossible to actually do it considering how deep scientology is rooted in hollywood, but movies with the known personalities like tom cruise or travolta are automatically a "you arent getting my money assholes" for me. Shit like after earth even more considering it's basically propaganda for their faith

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nope, i dont really care about any actors crazy religion. they could be members of the WBC and i would still see movies as long as they are entertaining. This one is not.

I cant stand Travolta at all but its not going to stop me from watching a great movie like From Paris With Love ect. Actors being complete dickheads, or hypocrites on the other hand like Zack Galifinakas or Will Smith's BS will keep me from seeing it in theatre

Can one of the guys who's seen this movie just do us a favor and tell us the 'big twist ending'.

I remember a film reviewer who basically did just that for The Happening, to save people from having to watch it.

I posted this link several pages ago, but tl:dr - there is no twist.

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/afterearth.html

No twist ?? wow what a twist !

this movie was fucking terrible, i would rather watch Airbender get raped again than sit through half of this shitfest

It's 2 hours of your life you'll never get back, see Oblivion instead at least it there is a twist in it.

M Night Shlamlaling is terrible, but his terrible cant touch Will Smith.

I'm Will Smith, I just killed everyone on the planet with this virus, but thankfully I'm a colonol and young doctor and will turn this shit around.

I'm really smart, that's why I hunt for deer in my Mustang, it's fast like they are, but the only animal I killed was my own dog. Fuck it, to do all that awesome shit, I am fucking legend

Movie was nothing like the awesome book

a_skeleton_03_sl said:

That was a book and not Will Smith.

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The book and the movie have 1 thing in common.

They each have a microscope in them.