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Like I said it looks slick and amazing, but I don't trust modern day Hollywood to not turn out a turd. I will watch it going in with the lowest expectations, because if I don't watch it how can I not talk about how crappy it will probably be.

Hey if I'm completely and utterly wrong, I'll freely admit it, but fool me a few hundred times...

And here I was, hoping to get some culinary shade thrown my way, like you did with the previous trailer I posted, where you masterfully wove in a BLT sandwich into your roast, but all I got this time was an empty plate. Disappointed.

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This is still going to be a shit sandwich.

Yeah, the bread might look toasted and buttery, maybe you see a few crispy pieces of bacon poking out, some slices of tomato, topped by cool iceberg, but inside....

Think I'm making BLTs for dinner.

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And here I was, hoping to get some culinary shade thrown my way, like you did with the previous trailer I posted, where you masterfully wove in a BLT sandwich into your roast, but all I got this time was an empty plate. Disappointed.

Like this

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The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know.

They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty shell of greasy batter, and you might taste the ghost of some cheese, but all of it leaked out, therefore making your wings taste weird because there's all this milk protein floating around and gets carbonized, and now the chicken tastes fucked up, no matter how much hot sauce you put on it, or blue cheese dressing.

It's also another reason you will probably order another pitcher of beer. I don't even know if they still sell pitchers anymore .

I mean I remember back in college you used to be able to go to any bar and get $6 pitchers of Shiner Boch on Northgate. I couldn't tell you the last time I was on a bar and actually saw people ordering that particular beer vessel. Maybe it's all buckets now?

I don't know my bar hopping days are long gone, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't cut a rug at least once a year.
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The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know.

They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty shell of greasy batter, and you might taste the ghost of some cheese, but all of it leaked out, therefore making your wings taste weird because there's all this milk protein floating around and gets carbonized, and now the chicken tastes fucked up, no matter how much hot sauce you put on it, or blue cheese dressing.

It's also another reason you will probably order another pitcher of beer. I don't even know if they still sell pitchers anymore .

I mean I remember back in college you used to be able to go to any bar and get $6 pitchers of Shiner Boch on Northgate. I couldn't tell you the last time I was on a bar and actually saw people ordering that particular beer vessel. Maybe it's all buckets now?

I don't know my bar hopping days are long gone, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't cut a rug at least once a year.
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i mean critic ratings don't really mean much anymore, this is for TLOU2 season 2 (s1 is 96/89)

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that said i hope this is good and i'll watch week to week, which is wildly rare for me anymore. i watch shit after the entire season has dropped and can easily delete instead if people say its full of gay shit
 
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i mean critic ratings don't really mean much anymore, this is for TLOU2 season 2 (s1 is 96/89)

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that said i hope this is good and i'll watch week to week, which is wildly rare for me anymore. i watch shit after the entire season has dropped and can easily delete instead if people say its full of gay shit

yea this isn’t being made by a cuck so I’m more happy people will see it and watch it. I’ll be watching regardless cause of Hawley but he can be real weird so if critics like it then the audience will follow
 
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The trailers have made it looks at least good enough to give it a shot. I am going in with super low expectations.
 
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It's IGN so I would take it with a grain of salt. The review was positive though.

 
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Ill watch the pilot and then give my take. Like most shows or series the the first episodes of season are amazing and then they change the script. First season should be good after idk.
 
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Wendy... a wannabe Ripley, guaranteed. Girlbossing so hard, she's gonna grow a dick so she can cut it off just to show off

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Immoral scientist man transfer kids consciousness into physical property he owns and therefore controls to go capture one of the most dangerous animals in the galaxy that escaped cause immoral corporation brought it to earth to be used as a weapon

you: hurr durr girl boss

fuck off retard go back to posting ratings of Japanese women that would never give you the time of day no matter how much you simp them

Glad we are at the point where the gender of our fucking synths matter. Here he shoulda just used the same look as the ones he created for legion. Less girl boss for retards like Bubbles

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Wendy... a wannabe Ripley, guaranteed. Girlbossing so hard, she's gonna grow a dick so she can cut it off just to show off

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You can't have an Aliens show or movie without a strong female lead, silly goose.

It's stupid because none of the offshoots ever captured that original magic from the first three films with Ripley, but it's memberberries with all of them having short, dark hair and girl bossing, and you're supposed to immediately like them.

Would be nice to actually see you a male lead role in the franchise, but that'll never happen.
 

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Ripley had a nice setup as final girl from Alien so there was no issue going into Aliens and understanding she had seen some absolute shit and Paul Reiser can shut up. And the other marines were badasses where they weren't trying to have Ripley one up everyone. It was just smarter than introducing Mary Sue #4 and making us believe she's a badass and write a bunch of stupid inept characters around her to further drive that home.
 
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Ripley had a nice setup as final girl from Alien so there was no issue going into Aliens and understanding she had seen some absolute shit and Paul Reiser can shut up. And the other marines were badasses where they weren't trying to have Ripley one up everyone. It was just smarter than introducing Mary Sue #4 and making us believe she's a badass and write a bunch of stupid inept characters around her to further drive that home.

No one even remembers that Ripley sat out the first mission because she wasn't a trained soldier. They didn't listen to her, Paul Riser tried to kill her, and then she had to become the one that everyone relied on because she was smart about tactics. It was only the last 20 minutes of the movie that she was forced to become a badass when Newt was taken and there was *literally* no one else to go get her that was uninjured. That is why Aliens is so good; it is a believable story that never shoehorned in a scene with something that was nonsensical to the story.
 
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