Aliens and imploding simulations.

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DickTrickle

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What I'm saying is I didn't like engage with all of them past hello, how are you doing this evening? I mean some of my openers were very basic, to like 25-40 people and didn't get any response.

Screen cap that shit and post it here. Let us help you.

Sometimes basic comes across as boring.
 
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Jasker

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Screen cap that shit and post it here. Let us help you.

Sometimes basic comes across as boring.


Yeah I hear you. I wasn't basic for all of them. I guess the point I'm trying to make is the amount I reached out to people should have yielded more responses. I'm not a ugly guy, not great looking but not ugly.
 

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"Hey baby want to Netflix and chi...... HOLY FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ONLY LIKE 5 ACTORS ON NETFLIX? WE MUST LIVE IN A SIMULATION MAN LIKE WOAH"

Is not the best way to pick up chicks on tinder.


The funny part is I didn't even say we're in a simulation in my initial post.
 

Jasker

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I'm just pissed off everyone shit on what have been a thread to give me more clues and more information about where I am. Like it could have been infinitely useful, but instead it was shit on by a bunch of alien fucks that don't respect artificial intelligence.

I'm perfectly fine just really rustled.

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Titan_Atlas

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Maybe you're going about it the wrong way.

1% of the world population is descended from Genghis Khan. Do you think he was sending bitches smiley faces?
I mean, not him specifically his familial tribe. Also, are you advocating rape? Cause I'm pretty sure we don't need to fuel that pyre of bullshit.
 

Jasker

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so fake == simulation? Couldn't fake mean multiple things? Also, missing something entirely was added...
 

Jasker

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don't get mad at me if I masterbate 10 times a day because you fools refuse to allow girls to talk to me. genuinely. It's what you gotta watch if you find that shit entertaining then keep blocking me from talking to women heh
 
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hodj

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so fake == simulation? Couldn't fake mean multiple things? Also, missing something entirely was added...

sim·u·la·tionDictionary result for simulation
/ˌsimyəˈlāSH(ə)n/
noun

  1. imitation of a situation or process.
    "simulation of blood flowing through arteries and veins"
    • the action of pretending; deception.
      "clever simulation that's good enough to trick you"
    • the production of a computer model of something, especially for the purpose of study.
      "the method was tested by computer simulatio
 

Titan_Atlas

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sim·u·la·tionDictionary result for simulation
/ˌsimyəˈlāSH(ə)n/
noun

  1. imitation of a situation or process.
    "simulation of blood flowing through arteries and veins"
    • the action of pretending; deception.
      "clever simulation that's good enough to trick you"
    • the production of a computer model of something, especially for the purpose of study.
      "the method was tested by computer simulatio
Maybe he meant a Stimulation. He's been masturbating.
 
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hodj

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I would think that jacking off 10 times a day would lead to like I dunno swelling or chaffing.
 
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Jasker

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Jacks off 10 times a day because the members of the Fires of Heaven forum won't let women talk to him.


Haven't jacked off today or yesterday if I recall.

Someones not letting me talk to women, dunno who
 

Jasker

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I would think that jacking off 10 times a day would lead to like I dunno swelling or chaffing.

you literal fucks can't even take the smallest joke. You know what I fucking meant Jesus fucking christ
 
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