Anaconda (2025)

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I haven't seen the OG Anaconda in forever.

But I remember it was famous for the crappy late 90's CGI snake. Asylum level of shit
Yes, but Anaconda will never hold the crown for worst special effect snake so long as copies of "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" are still floating around. But that was late 80's. Potentially a whole different "bad fake snake" genre....
 
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Yes, but Anaconda will never hold the crown for worst special effect snake so long as copies of "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" are still floating around. But that was late 80's. Potentially a whole different "bad fake snake" genre....
I don't remembered anaconda getting hated on like Spawn for CGI.

If you do watch this movie hopefully you can turn it off.i was waiting for some cop sirens going off at some point
 
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pfft don't insult Lake Placid (or Congo and Devil's Advocate for that matter) by mentioning it in the same sentence as Anaconda, unless that sentence is to say how they don't belong in the same sentence as one another. Yes, I'm aware that you technically did not do what I just told you not to do.

Lake Placid is a not-quite masterpiece of comedy horror. Shit was funny as hell, Brendan Gleeson and Oliver Platt were great.
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I don't remembered anaconda getting hated on like Spawn for CGI.

If you do watch this movie hopefully you can turn it off.i was waiting for some cop sirens going off at some point
Being the comic book nerd that I am, I remember seeing Spawn in theaters. That cloak was such CGI trash. But yeah, it is what it is. Still a Spawn movie.
 
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Being the comic book nerd that I am, I remember seeing Spawn in theaters. That cloak was such CGI trash. But yeah, it is what it is. Still a Spawn movie.
I've got issues 1 to somewhere over 100. Best part about that movie was the soundtrack. I was pretty excited about seeing it and we went opening night, and it was pretty bad. The HBO animated series was much better though.
 

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It was so bad that I didn't even attempt the animated series. Hmm... I still have all of the books from my youth at my Mom's house in PA.
 

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It was so bad that I didn't even attempt the animated series. Hmm... I still have all of the books from my youth at my Mom's house in PA.
The animated show was pretty faithful for a bit. Keith Davids did the voice for Spawn and it was perfect. Animation is a little dated, but it was good for back then. Definitely a lot darker and meant for older audiences. Think it used to air at midnight, and I'd always set my VCR to record it back in highschool if I was working.

You even got Todd McFarlane doing a cheesy intro for every episode, having rewatched it a couple of years ago and they're pretty hilarious because he's all super serious.

I mean if you liked the comic when you were younger I'd give it a shot. It's probably on HBO Max.
 

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I don't remembered anaconda getting hated on like Spawn for CGI.

If you do watch this movie hopefully you can turn it off.i was waiting for some cop sirens going off at some point

Wasn't the original a Syfy channel movie like sharknado though? Of course no one was going to give it shit for the shoestring budget.
 

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Wasn't the original a Syfy channel movie like sharknado though? Of course no one was going to give it shit for the shoestring budget.
They were both major Hollywood releases in the same year with nearly identical budgets.
 
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