Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

Nevele

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Would you name your first born an outrageous Ethnic name for $100,000k?
No. Why should my child have to suffer for a lifetime due to a measly 100grand? That's fucked up man.

Since it didn't get answered before due to competing questions: How many more blowjobs do you think you'll get before you die?
What a terrible question to have to answer. As a guy who is single, and happens to be a huge fan of being treated with a bj, I'd hate to think there is some "limit" that I would be closing in on. I'm sure there are a few married guys in here who'd argue they may never receive one again, but I'm holding onto the dream that there should be thousands more in my lifetime. Unless I die at 35, in which I'd still like to get another couple hundred in.

Have you ever paid for sex? Not in the 'I bought my date a nice dinner and some drinks' kind of way... but in the Johnny49 'this is how I make friends' kind of way?
 

Hoss

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Yes. Sometimes I'm tempted to lie when asked that, but I never do. My wife knows not to ask questions she doesn't want the answer to.

Did you tell your spouse/SO/whatever the worst things you've ever done? Do they think they know the worst things you've ever done?
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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looking up to people is for children. there are no more heroes in the world.

I may have gotten my ex pregnant, should I move (from Thailand) to Vietnam or China?
 

JVIRUS

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ONE HUNDRED GRAND!!!

My friend insists that Nicolas Cage has a "quiet dignity" and has never made a bad film, in fact they have all been amazing. How should I kill this man?
 

Porkchop

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Slowly, he's fucking trolling you. There's not one human that believes this. Anywhere. Ever.

Tomorrow you could wake up as a chick with $1 mil or a man with the most attractive penis ever. Choose wisely.
 

Nester

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Never, although I do always click his spoilers cuz this one might not have a dick.


Assuming unlimited lube and no specific long term medical problems, Baseball bat in the ass or pencil in the dickhole?
 

blehh_sl

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Pencil in the dickhole. I'm assuming it would be less painful.
Sex with roseanne or a hot trap?
Never, although I do always click his spoilers cuz this one might not have a dick.


Assuming unlimited lube and no specific long term medical problems, Baseball bat in the ass or pencil in the dickhole?
 

Sutekh

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Choice is old lady or a dude? Roseanne. I wouldn't necessarily be fucked in the head afterward.

What is the worst thing you've ever done?
Really? You're so afraid of having sex with a MtF tranny that you think it would fuck you up in the head? Damn dude talk about insecure.
 

Rime

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Choice is old lady or a dude? Roseanne. I wouldn't necessarily be fucked in the head afterward.

What is the worst thing you've ever done?
When I was four, I dumped an ashtray on my baby brother's head and told my Mother that I hated him. Still feel guilty about that.

Would you rather have sex withBuck Angelor the trap/transexual of your choice?
 
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Really? You're so afraid of having sex with a MtF tranny that you think it would fuck you up in the head? Damn dude talk about insecure.
Not afraid, more just really not my thing. It doesn't take a "secure" man to fuck a dude with tits. Maybe just a really imaginative one in denial if you think you're straight. The term used was "trap" so the option in question could be little more than a person with just heavy makeup.
If you want to have sex with a man, go ahead, I'll take Roseanne.
 

Aamry

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If it was like, Tiffany Thompson with a dick, I think I'd be willing to give her a reach around.
 

Bonch

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Not afraid, more just really not my thing. It doesn't take a "secure" man to fuck a dude with tits. Maybe just a really imaginative one in denial if you think you're straight. The term used was "trap" so the option in question could be little more than a person with just heavy makeup.
If you want to have sex with a man, go ahead, I'll take Roseanne.
If it was like, Tiffany Thompson with a dick, I think I'd be willing to give her a reach around.
Why can't some fucking nitwits follow instructions?
 

Sutekh

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Not afraid, more just really not my thing. It doesn't take a "secure" man to fuck a dude with tits. Maybe just a really imaginative one in denial if you think you're straight. The term used was "trap" so the option in question could be little more than a person with just heavy makeup.
If you want to have sex with a man, go ahead, I'll take Roseanne.
The point was that you thought it would fuck you up in the head. Like you would be irreversibly ruined because you had sex with a tranny.
 

Furious

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The point was that you thought it would fuck you up in the head. Like you would be irreversibly ruined because you had sex with a tranny.
I DON"T UNDERSTAND THE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the question?