Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

azeth · Apr 14, 2014

cabbitcabbit_sl said:
Neither. People who think that humans are destroying the world have an inflated sense of self importance.

Would you rather smoke a bong of cat hair or take a shot of horse piss?

horse piss shot no joke. that cat hair smoke is going to LIIINNNNGGGEERRRRR in your insides.

Would you rather cut half your shaft off (including the tip) or cut your entire scrotum off?

iannis · Apr 14, 2014

Gotta cut the balls off. I can't afford to lose any inches. Plus -- You could still fuck, you just wouldn't want to as much. If you cut half your dick off you'd still want to fuck the same amount but you wouldn't be able to.

Do you also secretly think that probably a good 1/6th of those middle eastern women dressed in the full black are actually gay dudes?

Mr_Bungle · Apr 18, 2014

Iannis_sl said:
Gotta cut the balls off. I can't afford to lose any inches. Plus -- You could still fuck, you just wouldn't want to as much. If you cut half your dick off you'd still want to fuck the same amount but you wouldn't be able to.

Do you also secretly think that probably a good 1/6th of those middle eastern women dressed in the full black are actually gay dudes?

A: nope

Q: If you could go back in time and save one person who would it be and why?

Bubbles · Apr 19, 2014

Mr_Bungle_sl said:
A: nope

Q: If you could go back in time and save one person who would it be and why?

A: Hilter, just to see how real shit would get

Q: There's no sports in the world. How would you fill your time?

Aaron · Apr 19, 2014

Seeing as I loath sports, the same way as I do now, only happier knowing we don't have to waste billions on paying idiots salaries to kick/throw balls around a field.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Honey Badger_sl · Apr 19, 2014

Punky Brewster

Do you think that all races are equal?

Gravy · Apr 19, 2014

I like watching the 100 meters better than the longer races. So.. no.

What is your favorite television show?

Hoss · Apr 20, 2014

Currently on right now? Vikings.

Have you ever stabbed anyone?

rasstapp_sl · Apr 21, 2014

Nope. I have however been stabbed with a boxcutter by a friend of mine (who thought the blade wasn't out), no serious injuries, just a ruined shirt fortunately.

What's a sensible bedtime if you're starting work at 7:00 AM ?

Sweet Prince Empire_sl · Apr 21, 2014

rasstapp_sl said:
What's a sensible bedtime if you're starting work at 7:00 AM ?

Since I live 5 miles from my office, Id say 11:00pm. If I get more than 7 hours of sleep I feel groggy hours after Im up. If I get less than 5 hours, Im still tired the next day.

Do you think that "smarter" people watch certain sports over others?

dangler_sl · Apr 27, 2014

Sweet Prince Empire_sl said:
Do you think that "smarter" people watch certain sports over others?

Probably not. But, if so I assume they would watch cricket and curling.

What is a good PDF writer/editor that I can download?

Meatus_sl · Apr 27, 2014

dangler_sl said:
What is a good PDF writer/editor that I can download?

PDF Edit (open source)

Do you hate/loathe Europeans (if American) or Americans (if from Europe) ?

Aaron · Apr 28, 2014

As I'm party European, partly North American then, yes, I do hate myself!

You are going to live til 80 and you're given a choice: a steady lower-middle class income from now til you die; or to live the rich life for the first half of the rest of your life, but to live in absolute poverty for the second half. Which do you chose?

Mr_Bungle · Apr 28, 2014

aaron_sl said:
As I'm party European, partly North American then, yes, I do hate myself!

You are going to live til 80 and you're given a choice: a steady lower-middle class income from now til you die; or to live the rich life for the first half of the rest of your life, but to live in absolute poverty for the second half. Which do you chose?

A: Definitely lower middle class.

Q: If you could pick how you die what would you chose and why?

Aaron · Apr 28, 2014

Heart attack from an orgasm during an orgy with Playboy bunnies.

Do I have to answer why?

Nevele · Apr 28, 2014

aaron_sl said:
Heart attack from an orgasm during an orgy with Playboy bunnies.

Do I have to answer why?

No. It is evident you and I are destined to expire in the same way.

What is the best news you heard today?

Hoss · Apr 28, 2014

That an NBA owner is racist. Actually, I think I liked the fact that it was his half black mistress who was half his age that recorded all that shit a little better.

What's the worst thing you've ever done in (to) a hotel room?

Nester · Apr 28, 2014

I upper tanked my friends hotel room. For those not in the know, thats where you shit in the top part of the toliet

what is the most you have ever jacked off in one day...

(BONUS) Follow up question..

did you feel pride or shame?

dangler_sl · Apr 29, 2014

Nester_sl said:
I upper tanked my friends hotel room. For those not in the know, thats where you shit in the top part of the toliet

what is the most you have ever jacked off in one day...

(BONUS) Follow up question..

did you feel pride or shame?

Upper Decker. Don't do it if you don't know what it's called.

8 times. Bonus: Neither.

Ever make a girl bleed through regular vaginal sex?

Jx3 · Apr 29, 2014

Yes I have, we were both drunk and fucking like jackhammers

Worst job you ever had?

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