AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

LachiusTZ

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Right side of the bracket had mudcrush, mist, and Brando?

Jesus that's some rigged shit
 
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rhinohelix

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Again, not many people in this poll are actually deserving of the title, so my apologies if your name is highlighted; even the people whose politics or posts I don't like in some cases I wouldn't name as worthy of the title.

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodj vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavinmad
 
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Chukzombie vs. Teekey - Chuk's a little challenged sometimes and I like to poke good-natured fun at him, but it's going to take a lot more than that to beat the enormity of the asshatedness that is Teekey.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant - Both of these guys have their moments, but only one of them was enough of an asshat to run for and win an Amod slot.

khorum vs. TheBeagle - LMAO this whole fucking goddamned contest is a bunch of horseshit that was probably cooked up by the GARBAGE TIERS in an effort to sell more brides to you cucked incel faggots. As you can see in this chart, a study was done that proves that this whole thing is a sham and HOLY FUCK I can't believe you cocksuckers even need me to link something to prove it! (hits salt button).

Ossoi vs. Bubbles - A tough matchup, but Ossoi is more of an asshat than just about everyone else here, so the outcome isn't really that big of a deal.

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer - I'm leaving this misspelled because I know it will rustle his autism just a tiny bit.

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal - Xeq has been better this year but he's still got a long way to go.

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie - AG's autism and failed attempts at intellectualism take this one, although it's close.

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03 - I'm pretty sure a_skeleton_03 sold the forum to finally make the cock thread. That kind of sacrifice should be rewarded IMO.

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - Tuco has confined his asshattery to intentional thread derails mostly, but really I just think this other guy sucks and shouldn't be rewarded.

Merrith vs. pharmakos - Pharm takes it with constant low levels of asshattery burning like a long fuse.

Lithose vs. Chris - tard tagging vs being a Britfag. Easy one.

Brando vs. iannis - Iannis seems to be becoming more of a potato with every post, but it takes more than that to knock out the 1988 Mike Tyson of asshats.

Zapatta vs. Vanessa - brah, ya gotta spam mo points butthurt to beat Vanessa.

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - Lend just sucks.

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas - EASILY Mist. The levels of butthurt asshat bitching and moaning has been trending off the charts lately.

Foler vs. Gavnmad - I think Foler is actually slightly buttmad about being here. What an asshat. Gav would get higher in another part of the bracket, but here we are.
 
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Ignatius

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Fucker

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs.
xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist
vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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stupidmonkey

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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McQueen

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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BoozeCube

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Osso
i vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Blazin

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Teekey

Tarrant

khorum

Ossoi

Sadre Sprinegnawer

xequecal

wormie

a_skeleton_03

Tuco

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Vanessa

Lendarios

Mist

Foler
 
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Hoss

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It seems like some people think asshat and retard mean the same thing. Or maybe the symptoms are just more similar than I realize.
 
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Vanessa

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat
vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Miguex

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker
vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose
vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta
vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad

 
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Kaines

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat
vs. Tarrant - How did this pairing ever come about? Neither of these survive the next round.

khorum vs. TheBeagle - Another pairing where neither person survives the next round.

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodj vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer - Show some respect and spell his name right... and vote for him as well.

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie - Neither survive the next round

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos - DC fan is the tie-breaker.

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - Matchup happened waaaay too early in the bracket (screw you Lurking, I'm going to complain)

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad - Calling Romo a better QB than Aikman is his hail mary at winning this.... and it just might work.
 
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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg
vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist
vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 
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Sebudai

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Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

TheBeagle

Ossoi

Sadre Sprinegnawer

xequecal

wormie

a_skeleton_03

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Vanessa

Lendarios

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 
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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose
vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta
vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 
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lurkingdirk

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Me too, which people are predicting I'll be the victor. Rigged af. lurkingdirk lurkingdirk we're all ashamed.

Also LoL Foler Foler for trying to vote from the rickshaw. 74 IQ inmates in jail don't get a voice in our fine democracy, sorry.

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AngryGerbil

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg
vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal (you misspelled at least 5 names on this list. I'm super triggered.)

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 
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