AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

lurkingdirk

<Medals Crew>
15,997
10,434
47d 9h 57m
New round, new bracket! See the list for voting below. Again, please copy and paste the entire list and make your choices clear.

You have until sometime on Tuesday afternoon/evening to vote. Vote now!

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Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

 

ZyyzYzzy

Free Screamfeeder ✊
<Moderation Tools>
19,853
30,238
110d 17h 43m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 

khorum

Murder Apologist
21,407
67,152
129d 6h 51m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk
vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
<Bronze Donator>
29,260
15,563
59d 20h 26m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat
vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco
vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose
vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist
vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 

wormie

Golden Baronet of the Realm
7,284
10,417
93d 2h 28m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - This right here is peak gay

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 

sleevedraw

Arcade Gannon
679
1,198
This one is a little harder.

Teekey - not this one, though

Frenzied Wombat

khorum - Difficult. Beagle's not asshat, just a blackpill. Subtle but distinct difference. And even though khorum's an asshat, I'd have a beer and discuss politics with him. Or he could have a beer, and I'd have an appletini

Ossoi - Bubbles occasionally has decent pictures; not often, but occasionally

Sadre Sprinegnawer - #autismawareness

Xequecal - Dirk comes across as well-meaning even if we disagree politically; Xeq does not

wormie

Suineg - Only post your dick if it's an attractive one

Mudcrush Durtfeet - Is he a tryhard who wants the award? Yes. I say give it to him, and also Shaw/reaction ban him when he wins.

Merrith - Uses macros to craft in FFXIV; kos has a good taste in prog rock

Chris - Lithose writes better novellas than Chris does

Brando - lol

Vanessa

Lendarios - Scream makes me laugh occasionally

Titan_Atlas - I pity Mist more than I think she's an asshat, and she occasionally has some pretty good posts in tech threads

Foler - More than meets the forum's middle-aged dudebro quota all by himself
 

Koushirou

Blackwing Lair Raider
1,977
2,701
80d 11h 26m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodj vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavinmad
 

Dom

Nǐ hǎo, yǒu jīn zi ma?
7,612
19,869
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie (Androgynous Gerbil?)

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith
vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist
vs. Titan_Atlas (It's too fucking early for this matchup)

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 

pharmakos

bµɐʁwɐʞoƨ
<Bronze Donator>
12,035
8,675
36d 20h 4m
*Chukzombie* vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. *Tarrant*

*khorum*
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. *Bubbles*

Hodg vs. *Sadre Sprinegnawer*

lurkingdirk vs. *xequecal*

AndgryGerbil vs. *wormie*

jasker vs. *suineg*

Tuco vs.* Mudcrush Durtfeet*

*Merrith*
vs. pharmakos

*Lithose *vs. Chris

*Brando* vs. iannis

*Zapatta* vs. Vanessa

*Lendarios* vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. *Titan_Atlas*

Foler vs.* Gavnmad*
 

Gask

Vyemm Raider
1,956
3,700
38d 4h 23m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi
vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler
vs. Gavnmad
 

Zapatta

~ Skeets Tweets ~
34,400
167,592
155d 2h 19m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey - but I am giving Chuk the benefit of the doubt that he probably has male pattern baldness and has to wear sad old man hats, probably has a mustache and driving gloves too.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant - All our posters named for overly emotional animals are cool in my book, one of em has hot sisters with nice jewbs, cant remember which so they both get a pass**

khorum vs. TheBeagle - Korum has never salted me and Beagle thinks its impossible to win in Trumpmerica, he needs one under his belt to regain some confidence

Ossoi vs. Bubbles - Bubbles dodging a bullet in this pairing

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer - Sadre's Kratom + Psilocybin babbling has been more lucid than Hodge's love of tranny's lately.

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal - Dirk is a dick not an asshat. so he is DQ'd

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie - All our posters named for overly emotional animals are cool in my book, one of em has hot sisters with nice jewbs, cant remember which so they both get a pass**

jasker vs. suineg - it's a life goal for him

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - say what you want about Mudcrush, but at least he is unwavering & consistent in his convictions.

Merrith vs. pharmakos - yeah sorry I dont really have a strong opinion about either , I abstain.

Lithose vs. Chris - One wants to have ISIS on your PTA and it's not Lith

Brando vs. iannis - Iannis is only an eighth of a Tuco, not enough to get rewarded.

Zapatta vs. Vanessa - I am pretty maxed out on scores and trophies and I am a completionist, I dont wanna have to come back later to complete this side quest.

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - I hire former addicts and try and give them a shot at turning their life around, Scream might be able to some day be a functioning member of society after he hits rock bottom and tries to rebound, Lend is rock bottom and hasnt moved.

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas - 3 Words ... Star Citizen Online

Foler vs. Gavnmad - yeah I have no interest in trying to solve the Kobayashi Maru, I got better things to do.
 

Chukzombi

Vizconde de Plata del Reino
39,613
101,489
133d 4h 34m
Teekey- hard choice there lol
Frenzied Wombat - i dont think you're an asshat, but i like tarrant.
TheBeagle- i find your lack of faith disturbing.
Ossoi -bubbles knows his porn, ossoi is a brit.
Sadre Sprinegnawer -you arent an asshat, Hodj is monica though.
xequeel your bait worked
wormie i dont mind you that much, but i had to pick one.
suineg, not a fan of your parachute forum trashing techniques. its an foh board, warts and all, accept it and move on.
Mudcrush Durtfeet you want it, you got it
pharmakos ok, you win
Chris hooligan! :)
Brando, im rooting for you.
Vanessa- nothing against you resally, i love me some zap news
Lendario i have both on ignore, but the reason why i have lend is his purposeful retardspeak
Mist- if you pledge allegiance to GEOTUS i will change my vote
Gavnmad you have never been fair to me. foler 3.0 is a good guy.
 

Punko

Shitpost connoisseur
<Gold Donor>
2,931
2,466
28d 8h 27m
Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum
vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil
vs. wormie

jasker vs. suineg

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando
vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios
vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
13,819
6,270
29d 16h 16m
Teekey

Frenzied Wombat

khorum

Bubbles

Hodg

xequecal

wormie

suineg

Tuco

pharmakos

Lithose

Brando

Zapatta

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 

Burns

Trakanon Raider
692
2,219
Teekey

Tarrant

TheBeagle

Bubbles

Sadre Sprinegnawer

xequecal

wormie

suineg

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Zapatta

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 
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