AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

Chukzombi said:

i'm like the lamest pervert ever. my porn viewing is Christina Carter(young Carter, not fat old CC) getting hypnotized into lezzing out in a Wonder Woman outfit and watching Cory Chase getting stuck, then fucked under tables, bitch is always getting stuck. not even tiny tables, big dining room tables. how do you get stuck under that?

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Sox or wormie for me, I'll hafta really think about some of these

I'd rather read Twitter spam than that bootleg Russian telegram bullshit Araysar posts.

Talos said:

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

I digged through my reactions given and received for many of these, so yes, these are partly driven by saltiness about negs I received, in some cases years ago. PAYBACK BIATCH

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara puts tattoos on degenerates so we know to avoid them, +1 community service points
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - For hating on the bmw i3, the conveyance of the gods themselves
... vs. frenzied wombat - That username annoys me
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Negged a perfectly good meme because he didn't get it
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - No chill, of average intelligence, it's so stereotypical of the the american cop that I'm not convinced he's not hamming it up
Blazin vs. Maul - Not hating on Maul but I like Blazin's financial forum posts, even if I don't understand them half the time, so he gets a pass
Denamian vs. Nirgon - The OG pantheon hopeful, don't quit
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Argued in favor of loud ass Harley-Davidsons in 2018
Cybsled vs. Talos - Don't know Cybsled but Talos preaches for the One True Faith so he will be saved
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - For engaging with Araysar
Hoss vs. Soygen - Avatar grosses me out
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - Neither of these stand out to me so in an act of extreme pettiness I will pick popsicledeath for not using correct capitalization in his username
Zapatta vs. Oblio - No reason to go for either so I'm just offsetting Ossoi's vote for Zapatta
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - Nothing personal but I liked Rajaah's CRPG effort posts so he gets a pass
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - Stupid looking dragon that ruined Azeroth literally and figuratively
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - Similar name/avatar to another poster in mmorpg forum and I keep confusing the two, one of them annoys me so on the 50% chance it's you, you're it
Mist vs. Erronius - 9 pages of posts and I still don't know what the problem with Elon Musk is
grim1 vs. Kiroy - No apathy towards either but Grim1 lists his birthday as Aug 1, 1916, which I believe to be a lie
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Just gonna vote for what's popular
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - Don't know who #1 is so he is probably not the asshat of the year, by process of elimination that leaves #2 as the more likely of the two
Edaw vs. Izo - Generally like his posts but I think he'd love the attention he'd get from making it to the next round
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - Voted, refuses to elaborate further, leaves
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Once "imbeciled" me on a post I was factually correct on
spronk vs. Bodhy - Came from bb forum, they're not sending their best

I feel like the dude who shows up to the hunger games every year ready to fight and never even get put into the drawing.

Dr.Retarded said:

Not they're necessarily bad people but, they do eat dogs.

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No, they're subhuman savages who think torturing dogs before eating them improves the taste of the meat.

Yes Tuco deserves an extra vote for emulating araysar with Reddit spam

Why isn't the Russia bot nominated?

Zapatta said:

Welp Astrocreep just made masturbating sound about as fun as when my girlfriend tells me to go snake the kitchen drain because she forgot to NOT scale fish in the sink again.

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