AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - I could play contrarian, but why bother?
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - Jew deserve this.
Bandwagon vs. Ambiturner - Any other year this wouldn't be the vote, but his shit got old this one.
Lanx vs. Blazin - I feel like he wants this vote.
Denamian vs. pharmakos - 6 months ago I would've said pharmakos would be the shoe in for the crown. He still might be. He's kind of the worst. Like Ossoi on welfare and without the degeneracy.
Boozecube vs. Talos - Sorry, Booze, but this deus vult motherfucker wins.
Tuco vs. Soygen - See my round 1 justification where I'm still butthurt over him knowing about the sale.
Foler vs. popsicledeath - How has folger never won this? No matter, popsicle's been a worse poster somehow.
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - Kind of ambivalent about this one.
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Still not even sure why MFF is here.
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Bruh.
Kirun vs. Kiroy - The battle of the Kir's. Kirun won by coin flip.
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - I'll be sad to see Astr0 go.
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - Kind of torn on this one, to be honest.
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - I learned in the last round that the reason I hadn't seen Chris as often is he was banned from the Politics forums. No matter, his Entertainment takes still give him a leg up.
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - I seriously didn't realize Bodhy was even posting here anymore. I'll neg him on misc and give the vote to a more deserving candidate.

Araysar
frenzied wombat
Ambiturner
Lanx
. pharmakos
Boozecube
Tuco
popsicledeath
Mr. Sox
Music For Fish
Mist
Kirun
Wormie
Izo
Chris
RobXIII

Araysar vs. Dicktrickle
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat
Bandwagon vs. Ambiturner
Lanx vs. Blazin
Denamian vs. pharmakos
Boozecube vs. Talos
Tuco vs. Soygen
Foler vs. popsicledeath
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist
Kirun vs. Kiroy
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
lurkingdirk vs. Izo
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Bodhy

Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Soviet propagandist
Lightning Lord Rule vs. frenzied wombat - Admin breaks the tie
Bandwagon vs. Ambiturner - Pig
Lanx vs. Blazin - Squinty eyed asshat
Denamian vs. pharmakos -amod breaks the tie
Boozecube vs. Talos - Satanist asshat
Tuco vs. Soygen - Fence sitting asshat
Foler vs. popsicledeath - perhaps the easiest decision this round
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - coinflip, Tails loses
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - mudblood asshat
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - generic asshat
Kirun vs. Kiroy - NFL moron asshat
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - the nose knows asshat
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - coin flip, Heads loses
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - the fact this is a 2nd round matchup justifies the previous vote.
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - see previous note.

Araysar - commie telegram bullshit
Frenzied Wombat - wombats are fake bats
Ambiturner - autistic
Lanx - wanna be asian
Pharmakos - EBT mooch
Boozecube - don't care for the avatar
Tuco - never won
Folper - couldn't find chill in a freezer
Mr. Sox - stuck in the matrix
MusicForFish - fish don't care about music
Mist - pretend female with tech support job
Kirun - not sure
Astr0 - because it's Astr0
Lurkingdirk - lots of reposts from reddit
Chris - you know why
Bodhy - misc runaway

Tip to avoid the coin flip - do a forum search for the persons name by your username to see your reply history to them, this will highlight any idiocy that compelled you to reply to them.





Araysar vs. Dicktrickle

Russia LARP bot that is seemingly untouchable. Must have dirt on LLR or something

Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat

see above.

Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner

WTF both massive asshats, this is like two of the top seeds meeting eachother in the first round of wimbledon or some shit. Maybe next years contest should be seeded on number of nominations.

This is a tough one. Ambiturner deserves it for his Rocky III nonsense, but bad movie/tv takes are like a trademark of half this forum.

Bandwagon has to take it for a) trying to lead an ignore campaign against me only to b) admit defeat and realise he had to take me off ignore c) can't even uphold his own rules re dog fucker.

A man got to have a code, but a man who can't even adhere to his own code is a true asshat



Yes, if I don't have a clever bone in my body but forced you into unignoring me then what does that say about you, lmao


I am not autistic

Lanx vs. Blazin

The fakest Asian ever - his recent anti-semitic schtick is another pathetic attempt to fit in with his FOH homies.


Denamian vs. pharmakos

Deserves this for being a cuddle bunny to an older married woman

Boozecube vs. Talos

forever alone

Tuco vs. Soygen

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an admin but now can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod


Foler vs. popsicledeath

Trash

Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox

Never had an issue with zapatta's posts, he only gets the vote because Mr Sox is the best forum alt and I can't believe he's got away with it for this long.


Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM

Moron


Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist

Definitely been an uptick in asshatty like posting from it recently.

Kirun vs. Kiroy

Coinflip

Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep

Facebook buzz is heating up NBA jam style

lurkingdirk vs. Izo

Obsessed with me

Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris

Voting for him is still like drowning a disabled puppy. Ok dog drowner

RobXIII vs. Bodhy

Seems I only interact with him in asshat threads. Body would be a deserved asshat for welching on bets over forum physiques and claiming he'd quit the forum but returning, but part time posters don't deserve it.

Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Constant reminder of why Russia went from a world power to a 3rd rate shithole
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - "The faggot you know"
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner - Making a giant production out of ignoring people like anyone gives a shit is just sad. Plus, he's up against the greatest poster mankind has ever known
Lanx vs. Blazin - Has legit mental deficits
Denamian vs. pharmakos - All the bad parts of Autism
Boozecube vs. Talos - Giant pussy
Tuco vs. Soygen - Never the same after taking his own supply
Foler vs. popsicledeath - One of the few people I have on ignore, I'm sure its for a good reason
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - T-Swizzle's new business partner all day
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Both can be decent and both can be fags. MFF gets the vote just because I'm sure Brutul's going to landslide this one anyways
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Should have a slaughter rule for this one.
Kirun vs. Kiroy - In the running with Lanx for dumbest poster. Will try and argue while flip flopping their position back and forth every post because remembering their last post is too hard.
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Both are terrible, Chuk's at least fun to laugh at
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - VGK
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - Battle of the gays, Chris takes it every time
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - Tanoomba 2.0