AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

Sludig · Nov 8, 2023

Araysar vs. Dicktrickle
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner
Lanx vs. Blazin
Denamian vs. pharmakos
Boozecube vs. Talos
Tuco vs. Soygen
Foler vs. popsicledeath
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist
Kirun vs. Kiroy
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
lurkingdirk vs. Izo
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Bodhy

Ambiturner · Nov 8, 2023

Furry said:
I used to go to chess club and they did fencing practice in the same place, but the people always had a rope tied to each other that went through the ceiling so any time one went forward, the other was pulled back. I remember playing chess and always thinking “what a bunch of fags”.

And now you fuck dogs. The world's a crazy place

Furry · Nov 8, 2023

Ambiturner said:
And now you fuck dogs. The world's a crazy place

At least I’m not a global warming commie.

Kirun · Nov 8, 2023

Bandwagon said:
There was a fat kid in 6th grade that used to always brag about going to fencing practice. He got beat up a lot. I think he tried to become a pro wrestler (unsuccessfully).

Probably fenced with his dingdong. Sword on sword action.

latheboy · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Araysar vs. Dicktrickle
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner
Lanx vs. Blazin
Denamian vs. pharmakos
Boozecube vs. Talos
Tuco vs. Soygen
Foler vs. popsicledeath
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist
Kirun vs. Kiroy
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
lurkingdirk vs. Izo
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Bodhy

Some of these were easy, some weren't.. others were picked at random because I didn't recognize them.

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2023

Voting is closed. Give me a minute.

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2023

Araysar 38 vs. Dicktrickle 10 - Araysar advances
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Bandwagon 14 vs. Ambiturner 26 - Ambiturner advances
Lanx 34 vs. Blazin 14 - Lanx advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances
Boozecube 30 vs. Talos 16 - Boozecube advances
Tuco 34 vs. Soygen 15 - Tuco advances
Foler 35 vs. popsicledeath 12 - Foler advances
Zapatta 16 vs. Mr. Sox 30 - Mr. Sox advances
Music For Fish 20 vs. BrutulTM 28 - BrutulTM advances
Sanrith Descartes 13 vs. Mist 33 - Mist advances
Kirun 30 vs. Kiroy 11 - Kirun advances
Wormie 35 vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep 12 - Wormie advances
lurkingdirk 25 vs. Izo 19 - lurkingdirk advances
Mudcush Durtfeet 16 vs. Chris 34 - Chris advances
RobXIII 24 vs. Bodhy 20 - RobXII advances

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2023

2023 AssHat Voting round 3

Get it done ladies and gentlemen. Copy paste the second post in this thread and underline your vote. It's a simple process. Do it! Interesting results from last round. Here are the brackets: Vote!

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Go and vote!

Rajaah · Nov 9, 2023

I don't think IQ tests even exist online, at least not accurate ones.

For a real IQ test you have to go to a legit doctor and they take 2-3 hours (depending on how dumb you are).

So any kind of proving ground thread for posting IQs (with proof), while an interesting idea, would be a tall order. Nobody's got time to go do pattern-recognition with a brain doctor.

That and clearly Mist would dwarf everyone else anyway.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Araysar 38 vs. Dicktrickle 10 - Araysar advances
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Bandwagon 14 vs. Ambiturner 26 - Ambiturner advances
Lanx 34 vs. Blazin 14 - Lanx advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances
Boozecube 30 vs. Talos 16 - Boozecube advances
Tuco 34 vs. Soygen 15 - Tuco advances
Foler 35 vs. popsicledeath 12 - Foler advances
Zapatta 16 vs. Mr. Sox 30 - Mr. Sox advances
Music For Fish 20 vs. BrutulTM 28 - BrutulTM advances
Sanrith Descartes 13 vs. Mist 33 - Mist advances
Kirun 30 vs. Kiroy 11 - Kirun advances
Wormie 35 vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep 12 - Wormie advances
lurkingdirk 25 vs. Izo 19 - lurkingdirk advances
Mudcush Durtfeet 16 vs. Chris 34 - Chris advances
RobXIII 24 vs. Bodhy 20 - RobXII advances

The people have spoken. The obvious political nature of my nomination has been revealed and my good name restored. Those responsible for my nomination will be hearing from the law firm of Rabinowitz, Greenberg and Rabinowitz shortly.

The obvious rigged nature of this sham election is plain for all to see...

"Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances"

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2023

Rajaah said:
I don't think IQ tests even exist online, at least not accurate ones.

For a real IQ test you have to go to a legit doctor and they take 2-3 hours (depending on how dumb you are).

So any kind of proving ground thread for posting IQs (with proof), while an interesting idea, would be a tall order. Nobody's got time to go do pattern-recognition with a brain doctor.

That and clearly Mist would dwarf everyone else anyway.

Incorrect. The pol pass is the IQ test. Anyone buying a pol pass has obviously failed.

TBT-TheBigToe · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances

Samuel L Jackson Reaction GIF by Coming to America

Rajaah · Nov 9, 2023

Bandwagon said:
There was a fat kid in 6th grade that used to always brag about going to fencing practice. He got beat up a lot. I think he tried to become a pro wrestler (unsuccessfully).

A lot of fat, sweaty, borderline retarded nerds want to be pro wrestlers. A ton of them drop off immediately the second they have the "come to Jesus" moment of landing on the mat and discovering that it's not a trampoline, but an actual hard surface. Then they run out of the training facility with their fat jiggling.

Anyway enough about Mudcrush's origin story

Blazin · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances

Bandwagon · Nov 9, 2023

Bandwagon said:
There was a fat kid in 6th grade that used to always brag about going to fencing practice. He got beat up a lot. I think he tried to become a pro wrestler (unsuccessfully).

Rajaah said:
A lot of fat, sweaty, borderline retarded nerds want to be pro wrestlers. A ton of them drop off immediately the second they have the "come to Jesus" moment of landing on the mat and discovering that it's not a trampoline, but an actual hard surface. Then they run out of the training facility with their fat jiggling.

Anyway enough about Mudcrush's origin story

Holy shit I found him

Matt Powers

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Chukzombi · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Araysar 38 vs. Dicktrickle 10 - Araysar advances
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Bandwagon 14 vs. Ambiturner 26 - Ambiturner advances
Lanx 34 vs. Blazin 14 - Lanx advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances
Boozecube 30 vs. Talos 16 - Boozecube advances
Tuco 34 vs. Soygen 15 - Tuco advances
Foler 35 vs. popsicledeath 12 - Foler advances
Zapatta 16 vs. Mr. Sox 30 - Mr. Sox advances
Music For Fish 20 vs. BrutulTM 28 - BrutulTM advances
Sanrith Descartes 13 vs. Mist 33 - Mist advances
Kirun 30 vs. Kiroy 11 - Kirun advances
Wormie 35 vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep 12 - Wormie advances
lurkingdirk 25 vs. Izo 19 - lurkingdirk advances
Mudcush Durtfeet 16 vs. Chris 34 - Chris advances
RobXIII 24 vs. Bodhy 20 - RobXII advances

Oh well. Maybe next year. I thought I would have accumulated more than 12 gay old men in my stalker fan club in 23+ years. Maybe the others died of AIDS. You 12 are clearly slacking.

Rajaah · Nov 9, 2023

Bandwagon said:
Holy shit I found him

Matt Powers

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Matt Powers is like the perfect Generic Wrestler Name too.

lurkingdirk said:
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances

Errrrrrr...what

TBT-TheBigToe · Nov 9, 2023

Chukzombi · Nov 9, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Araysar 38 vs. Dicktrickle 10 - Araysar advances
Lightning Lord Rule 2 vs. frenzied wombat 22 - LLR advances
Bandwagon 14 vs. Ambiturner 26 - Ambiturner advances
Lanx 34 vs. Blazin 14 - Lanx advances
Denamian 16 vs. pharmakos 32 - Denamian advances
Boozecube 30 vs. Talos 16 - Boozecube advances
Tuco 34 vs. Soygen 15 - Tuco advances
Foler 35 vs. popsicledeath 12 - Foler advances
Zapatta 16 vs. Mr. Sox 30 - Mr. Sox advances
Music For Fish 20 vs. BrutulTM 28 - BrutulTM advances
Sanrith Descartes 13 vs. Mist 33 - Mist advances
Kirun 30 vs. Kiroy 11 - Kirun advances
Wormie 35 vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep 12 - Wormie advances
lurkingdirk 25 vs. Izo 19 - lurkingdirk advances
Mudcush Durtfeet 16 vs. Chris 34 - Chris advances
RobXIII 24 vs. Bodhy 20 - RobXII advances

just as a sidenote. you can get a a hint of who is going to be top dog in the finals by the total number of votes they received earlier on.
1 with 38 votes, 2 with 35 votes and 2 with 34 votes.

Bandwagon · Nov 9, 2023

Chukzombi said:
just as a sidenote. you can get a a hint of who is going to be top dog in the finals by the total number of votes they received earlier on.
1 with 38 votes, 2 with 35 votes and 2 with 34 votes.

I'm going to screenshot this analysis and send it to Nate Silver. Brilliant work, Chuk.

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