Avengers: Doomsday (2025)
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Yeah, and?
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No, shitty movie fatigue is real. I bet we'd all watch 100 superhero movies if they were fucking good (which would necessitate them not all being the same too).
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TBT-TheBigToe
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It's like watching someone falling down a long flight of stairs in slow motion.
You are powerless to stop it, in many senses all that you will witness has already happened and cannot be prevented.
Watching as arms, legs, ribs, and the head go end over end bouncing off every step.
The poor bastard's face contorted in some bizarre mix of the joy they had at the top before the fall, the confusion as to what in the hell is happening, and the horror born of instinct older than our words to describe them at knowing their is no happy ending at the bottom.
**ka-thump** an eternity later **ka-thump** again and again down what seems like a flight with end.
At least that what it feels like watching Disney and their decision making to me.
You are powerless to stop it, in many senses all that you will witness has already happened and cannot be prevented.
Watching as arms, legs, ribs, and the head go end over end bouncing off every step.
The poor bastard's face contorted in some bizarre mix of the joy they had at the top before the fall, the confusion as to what in the hell is happening, and the horror born of instinct older than our words to describe them at knowing their is no happy ending at the bottom.
**ka-thump** an eternity later **ka-thump** again and again down what seems like a flight with end.
At least that what it feels like watching Disney and their decision making to me.
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Vuuxo
Scaphism
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Mahes
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Hell yeah. This just motivates me more not to watch in theaters, while I enjoy watching Dune.
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Haus
I am Big Balls!
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Latest rumor I heard was they bring in the Tobey Mcguire Spidey and he's in and dead within the first 5 minutes of the movie.
Sure that will go over great with all those people who loved seeing him, Garfield, and Holland all together in a movie being one of the highlights of recent comic book flicks.
Sure that will go over great with all those people who loved seeing him, Garfield, and Holland all together in a movie being one of the highlights of recent comic book flicks.
Rajaah
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I feel like they're going to do something shocking like that. Had a dream where Thanos returned (from a different timeline) and the movie opened with him attacking Earth. He kills off a bunch of the new characters that people didn't like (Ironheart, She Hulk, etc) to escalating crowd pops. Just absolutely murders them all and shocks the fuck out of the audience, culminating with Captain Marvel. (I'm not intentionally trying to target female characters here, there just AREN'T ANY male characters in the new badly-received lineup). Then Dr. Doom comes in as a shadowy figure and stops Thanos, defeating him easily and then disappearing with no further elaboration. Movie continues on with the remaining good guys (all the characters people liked) trying to pick up the pieces and figure out who the hell that was that saved the day. Sets Doom as a bigger threat than Thanos right out of the gate, shocks the audience in a good way, says "we're BACK" immediately.
Or they could just do that except bring back Tobey Macguire to have him be the one that gets murdered at the start. Hilarious that they have to bring back a white male character to have someone to kill since there aren't any they can kill in the New Gen lineup and everyone else has protected status