Azrayne's drug geek thread

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I need a drug name to English dictionary.
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my brain is basically a drugcyclopedia =p what did you need translated?
 

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you still need to do K and DMT together.
I actually tried at one point, but the DMT I had didn't cook up and I had nothing to smoke it with at the time (not to mention the logistics - guess I could have done a big IM shot and then smoked the DMT just as the K started kicking in). Would have been kinda interesting, but I'm not going to go out of my way to hunt the two down just so I can try it out.
 

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IMO the best way would be to salt your DMT and put that and your K in the same IM shot. if you ever do pursue the combo.
 

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I sent this PM to Azrayne, I assumed if anyone would know it would be him...

I very close friend is interviewing for a new job and it looks like she will get it. She is not a heavy pot user but she has used it maybe once per week over the past few months. She lives in Washington State where pot is legal but this potential employer is a national company and odds are they screen for pot and other drugs prior to hiring. Do you have any suggestions for a clean piss test?

Thanks!

Oblio

P.S. I do not know if it matters...but she has never smoked she has always just taken edibles.
As it turns out, Azrayne is/was not much a weed user so he did not have any sure fire methods. So I ask the pot heads of ReRolled to help me out in between munchie session!
 

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It's been a couple of years since I had to take a drug test (I literally took more random drug tests in high school than I have since graduating college), but if memory serves...

Stop smoking now, drink lots of water plus take a B vitamin (niacin) on the morning of the test. They're not going to give her the drug test the instant she accepts the job, right? I feel like most companies give you more than a little bit of a lag time between the verbal offer, the actual letter offer coming in the mail, then sit on it a few days before you accept it and have some flexibility on when you have to go in and take the test. It shouldn't take more than two weeks tops for her to pee clean if she's a once a week smoker (tops).
 

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I will preface this with the fact that I haven't done a single non prescription drug ever and even those I have never abused. I have been prescribed percocet and hydrocodone but usually end up throwing it out after I get better because they give me too much. The most I have gotten out of those is a very light warm and floating feeling but mild. So yeah this isn't quite my realm. Okay I did leave about 6 or 7 pills on a doorstep once.

That being said I have always wanted to try ecstasy. I guess it just goes by molly now? Not sure. I want to try it with the wife for sex. Just one of those things I have always wanted to do based on descriptions I have heard and also the made up crap I see on TV/movies. Is that just the worst idea ever? I have read many a horror story about not enough water etc. I also am not the drug buying kind of guy so how does one even go about looking into that?
 

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I am pretty sure they will send her an offer letter in the next week or so. They said they want the position filled by Mid-January. The last time she took pot (never smoked, always edibles) was Friday the 20th and Saturday the 21st of November. Prior to that it had been at least a month since she last used it.

So working with that time line I assume they will get her the offer letter and allow her 48-72 hours to accept. After that they will send her all the info to fill out for a background check as well as places a list of contracted drug screen services in and around her area. I am assuming she will have a few weeks to get that stuff completed so they have time to process prior to the January 18th start date. So "hopefully" she will not have to piss until late December.

Besides Niacin on the day of can anyone recommend anything to start the cleansing process now?
 

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Why doesn't she buy a drugstore test tonight and see if she even needs to worry about it? I don't do drugs so I am not sure how reliable those are or aren't.
 

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If she's not going to have to piss until late December she's totally fine. There's really not much to do in the way of the cleaning process other than not smoking and maybe a little exercise. Everything else involves paying up for overpriced detox supplements that don't necessarily work or can muddy up your test results.

http://norml.org/marijuana/drug-test...g-testing-tips
Marijuana Drug Test Detection Times | California NORML

Re: Drugstore test, my recollection is that they don't test to the same level of precision as a lab test, i.e. a drugstore test only tests to a level of 200 nL in your pee, compared to a lab test of 50 nL in your pee. That means you could pass a drugstore test with ~100 nL of metabolites in your pee but the lab would pick you up as positive because you're over 50 nL. But go for it, a single use drugstore test is cheap.
 

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There is no sure fire way to pass without strapping someone else's piss to your leg and putting it in the cup. However she should be fine if she's a pretty light user and also if she's thin. The stuff they test for in Marijuana gets itself in to fat cells and it's the main reason it sticks in the system so long. Heavy users can still test positive a few months after going clean.
 

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Why doesn't she buy a drugstore test tonight and see if she even needs to worry about it? I don't do drugs so I am not sure how reliable those are or aren't.
lol I told her the same thing. I told her buy two and give me the rest of her edibles. I will eat the edibles and piss a few days later to see if the tests works. Free drugs for me sounds win win for everyone!

I will preface this with the fact that I haven't done a single non prescription drug ever and even those I have never abused. I have been prescribed percocet and hydrocodone but usually end up throwing it out after I get better because they give me too much. The most I have gotten out of those is a very light warm and floating feeling but mild. So yeah this isn't quite my realm. Okay I did leave about 6 or 7 pills on a doorstep once.

That being said I have always wanted to try ecstasy. I guess it just goes by molly now? Not sure. I want to try it with the wife for sex. Just one of those things I have always wanted to do based on descriptions I have heard and also the made up crap I see on TV/movies. Is that just the worst idea ever? I have read many a horror story about not enough water etc. I also am not the drug buying kind of guy so how does one even go about looking into that?
Back in my 20s (the early 2000s) I definitely had some fun with X, Ecstasy, E whatever you want to call it, I also tried Molly a few times. The thing was back then X primary substance was MDMA, but it was almost always cut with something usually some sort of speedy upper. Because it was cut with shit odds are that I have tried meth and cocaine and probably a list of other stuff. The best high I ever got was off some X they nicknamed Tweety Bird, I heard a day later from a friend it was supposedly cut with Heroin. Who knows?

My understanding is that it is harder and to find X but easier and easier to find Molly which is the street name for just pure MDMA, these Millennials want that pure shit ya know, the funny thing is I read recently that Molly is less and less likely to be pure MDMA and more likely to be some lab concoction with similar effects. The biggest thing when doing any drug is trust your source also set yourself up to succeed. My friends would laugh at me but back in the day if I planned on taking X I would hydrate all week, eat super healthy take multi-vitamins etc. Because yes, you always here the horror stories about people over heating their bodies due to lack of hydration and lack of planning. I always had great experiences with X and honestly would highly recommend it to anyone curious. Especially if you are doing with your significant other it can be one of the most amazing experiences of your lives.

Like said before, set yourself up to succeed. Make sure the kids are taken care of with trusted sitters out of the house or get a nice hotel room, this is a time that you really just don't want to have to be responsible for anyone but yourself and your wife. Have plenty of water on hand and a few carbonated drinks, drinking fizzy shit while rolling feels great! Maybe pop a Viagra or a Cialis to help you out a little, sometimes X or Molly can give you some whisky dick. Or just ask Lyrical about Rock Hard Weekend!

Oh and music is a must! I prefer some good Electronic Dance Club Music, if that isn't your thing maybe check out the Boogie Nights sound track.



p.s. posting from my phone so sorry for mistakes etc
 
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Hell, I've taken drug tests the same day as taking percs/vicodins and not come up positive. That, or the lab literally was only testing for pot, which seems silly.
 

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i have a buddy that passed a weekly probation drug test while smoking a quarter a week, using this method i came up with:

the best way to pass a drug test is to dilute your urine by drinking a lot of water. this will cause the THC metabolites in your urine to be present at such a low concentration that they will not trigger a positive reading on the testing device. however, drug testers are aware of this trick, and have ways to check for dilution. a "diluted" result is either an immediate fail, or a re-test.

the first check for dilution is a merely visual test -- if the urine is too clear/not yellow enough, then it gets flagged for chemical testing. there is an easy way to get past this step, though -- B vitamins will color your urine bright yellow no matter how much water you've drank. you can drink two gallons of water, take a mega B complex pill or drink an energy drink, and your piss will still be yellow. often times, this is enough to pass a drug test, and you won't even have to worry about the next step.

however, if your sample DOES get flagged for further testing, the lab will test your urine for the presence of a substance called "creatinine." this is different but similar to the "creatine" that people take as a workout supplement. your body naturally produces its own creatinine, and there is a well established normal range of concentration of creatinine in your urine. if you drink too much water, the relative levels of creatinine in your urine goes down, and your sample will be flagged as diliuted. HOWEVER, your creatinine levels in your urine spike by an order of magnitude or two in the few hours after orgasming. so, well, yeah, you know what to do.

SO

1. drink tons of water (like 1-2 gallons)
2. take a B vitamin
3. rub one out

and you should produce a diluted sample that will still make it through the lab unsuspected.

other tips:

- don't work out or do anything that will cause your body to burn fat. THC metabolites are stored in your fat, so working out before your test will cause the concentration to go up.
- don't give them your first piss of the day. your first pee of the day is always danker, since junk from your system has all night to settle into your bladder.
- supposedly the first burst from your pee stream is more concentrated. IDK if this is true, but its probably worth peeing a bit in the toilet before peeing into the cup.
 

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pharmakos_sl said:
- don't work out or do anything that will cause your body to burn fat. THC metabolites are stored in your fat, so working out before your test will cause the concentration to go up.
Yeah, I've been told this as well. By my insurance broker, who knew I smoked pot and had to pass a test to get a fairly hefty policy. I mean, he didn't come right out and say it, but he basically told me to make sure I went to an all I can eat buffet a couple times in the days leading up to the test. I hadn't been smoking regularly or anything, but once or twice a week a joint goes around after playing beer league hockey. Definitely go mid-stream of the piss as well. And yeah, you can definitely have to re-test if you did something ridiculous like drinking a gallon of water half an hour before the test. But for my test I'd drank probably a liter or two of water in the couple hours before hand. The pee was damn near clear, but mine normally is anyways since I drink a lot of water as a habit. Passed the test fine. I think anyway. All I know is the policy was approved.

Actually, I had to pass one about 10 years ago as well, when I was young and dumb enough to admit to smoking pot during the interview process for an even larger policy required to fund my buy-sell agreement with my company. They slapped a smoker's rate on me, like triple the rate. So my dad was right pissed and told me to figure out how to get that reduced. Different insurance broker, but he also more or less coached me how to answer the questions better the next time without contradicting myself (oh well yeah, I smoked pot a couple times 5+ years ago. I thought I was being asked if I ever had, not whether I had recently!" Or some shit). Never got back to the "elite non-smoker" rate, but at least it was non-smoker.

It's fucking idiotic. I seriously doubt there is any link whatsoever between pot use and mortality. Certainly nowhere close to smoking. In any case, I'd be curious to see what the stats are.