Battlefield 4 (Frostbite 3)

Drinsic_sl said:

Per duplicate thread, alpha invites went out or some shit.

Click to expand...

Kreugen_sl said:

Maybe if they'd finally fucking put replays back in people could actually have some shred of proof when they cry hacker every 25 seconds.

And remove tac light and sun glare.

And put a 100ms upper cap on lag compensation so the game doesn't seem like its lagged to fuck and back when you have a 20 ping but the person you are shooting is playing from fucking Mars over two tin cans tied with a string. It gets really old putting 20 rounds into someone only to seemingly die in one shot, when on the server your shots were delayed by his piece of shit. Stop leeching off your neighbors wifi and get a real fucking connection. The only servers over 100ms in my battlelog right now are across the Atlantic Ocean, for fucks sake.

And make inaccessible rooftops out of bounds. Fuck all you queers putting spawn beacons up against a wall so you can parachute onto some mile high building to squat on the entire match.

And finally figure out the miracle of not spawning you into a hail of bullets. COD can do it.

And remove spawn invulnerability horseshit, because if someone does spawn in my face, I'm tired of emptying my clip into them for nothing.

And put in lots of incentives to play a variety of maps and game modes so that you don't wind up with 90% of the online population playing operation metro at all times.

And put more intelligent limits on how servers can be set up and still be ranked. No, we really don't need 64 players on DM maps made for 16. Because every retard flocks to those servers and then fills the chat with bitching about the spawn code. Fucking duh? Stop letting the dumbasses that control the servers ruin your game.

Split all of your main battlelog stats by game mode. K/D and SPM in Conquest and Squad DM and Team DM and so on. Further, you should be able to easily see a split by class as well. Battlelog stats are almost 100% useless as they are now, because they lump everything all together and that leads to the epeen dorks only playing one mode to get the best stats (tweeeeeenty four seven metro, fuck yeah!)

And build in slaughter rule to conquest so a fully capped side has X minutes to cap an objective or the match ends.

And if the score is lopsided scramble the teams by squad score at the end of the round.

And make some kind of retard proof UI to show what squad bonuses you are lacking or doubling up on

And give squad DM servers the option to remove the LAV so you don't get a parade of squadmates that join the server, jump in the LAV, get banned, repeat.

OH OH and holy shit - copy COD and put in PRONE BLOCK so some faggot can't shove his asshole into a corner and lay down with only the top third of his body poking out. Hell I've seen people manage to make all but their head and gun disappear into geometry. When COD does something that is more realistic than you, then you've really fucked up. Obviously a better solution would be force your guy to lay in a way that he isn't clipping into a wall rather than just throwing up a "prone blocked" message, but whatever.

And find whoever made that god damn bad word kick mod and shove his keyboard up his ass and wrap his mouse cord around his balls and hang him from it. Then turn BF3 on at full volume and let him listen to the game scream obscenities at him every three seconds until he realizes how fucking retarded he is. Repeat for every dipshit who uses it.


You might have noticed that I grew to hate BF3.

Click to expand...

Kreugen_sl said:

Maybe if they'd finally fucking put replays back in people could actually have some shred of proof when they cry hacker every 25 seconds.

And remove tac light and sun glare.

And put a 100ms upper cap on lag compensation so the game doesn't seem like its lagged to fuck and back when you have a 20 ping but the person you are shooting is playing from fucking Mars over two tin cans tied with a string. It gets really old putting 20 rounds into someone only to seemingly die in one shot, when on the server your shots were delayed by his piece of shit. Stop leeching off your neighbors wifi and get a real fucking connection. The only servers over 100ms in my battlelog right now are across the Atlantic Ocean, for fucks sake.

And make inaccessible rooftops out of bounds. Fuck all you queers putting spawn beacons up against a wall so you can parachute onto some mile high building to squat on the entire match.

And finally figure out the miracle of not spawning you into a hail of bullets. COD can do it.

And remove spawn invulnerability horseshit, because if someone does spawn in my face, I'm tired of emptying my clip into them for nothing.

And put in lots of incentives to play a variety of maps and game modes so that you don't wind up with 90% of the online population playing operation metro at all times.

And put more intelligent limits on how servers can be set up and still be ranked. No, we really don't need 64 players on DM maps made for 16. Because every retard flocks to those servers and then fills the chat with bitching about the spawn code. Fucking duh? Stop letting the dumbasses that control the servers ruin your game.

Split all of your main battlelog stats by game mode. K/D and SPM in Conquest and Squad DM and Team DM and so on. Further, you should be able to easily see a split by class as well. Battlelog stats are almost 100% useless as they are now, because they lump everything all together and that leads to the epeen dorks only playing one mode to get the best stats (tweeeeeenty four seven metro, fuck yeah!)

And build in slaughter rule to conquest so a fully capped side has X minutes to cap an objective or the match ends.

And if the score is lopsided scramble the teams by squad score at the end of the round.

And make some kind of retard proof UI to show what squad bonuses you are lacking or doubling up on

And give squad DM servers the option to remove the LAV so you don't get a parade of squadmates that join the server, jump in the LAV, get banned, repeat.

OH OH and holy shit - copy COD and put in PRONE BLOCK so some faggot can't shove his asshole into a corner and lay down with only the top third of his body poking out. Hell I've seen people manage to make all but their head and gun disappear into geometry. When COD does something that is more realistic than you, then you've really fucked up. Obviously a better solution would be force your guy to lay in a way that he isn't clipping into a wall rather than just throwing up a "prone blocked" message, but whatever.

And find whoever made that god damn bad word kick mod and shove his keyboard up his ass and wrap his mouse cord around his balls and hang him from it. Then turn BF3 on at full volume and let him listen to the game scream obscenities at him every three seconds until he realizes how fucking retarded he is. Repeat for every dipshit who uses it.


You might have noticed that I grew to hate BF3.

Click to expand...