So that was easy.
I can't say that I am able to give it a full rundown right now. Pros: it's so tiny, quiet, much more powerful than my last server, IPMI management is pretty sweet, low power usage. Cons: it cost a hell of a lot more money than I spent on the POS old poweredge 2950 I was running before, cost translates to pressure to actually follow through on my 1900348 projects I have shelved so I can play video games and do ctfs and shit.
Also, the performance is really, really nice. But it has exposed the real weakness in my janky setup: my nas running on an ancient 32 bit XPS. It's fine, for now. But I need to plan out a real nas solution.