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My most memorable mouse kill was when I was in college. I stepped out of the shower and there was a mouse in the corner of the bathroom. I whipped off my towel and beat it to death with my hard dick.

That must have been one tiny mouse.

Sounds like you people need a cat. I have a cat that lives in the shop out back and he takes care of that stuff, also takes care of voles and stuff digging underground.

Best option if you can do it. When I was a kid all of the barn cats died of some sort of disease and the place was overrun with mice which is what led to me and my brother and our dog getting the mouse eradication job for a while.
 

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Anyone deal with mice getting into their car in the winter months? Fuckers built a nest inside the cabin air blower. Bucket and skewered can works well, but obviously they won't drown in frozen water.
throw a stray inside the engine bay

 
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Burns

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Sounds like you people need a cat. I have a cat that lives in the shop out back and he takes care of that stuff, also takes care of voles and stuff digging underground.
Outdoor cats should be shot on sight. Native birds need a break to recover from the slaughter. Plus the mouse traps work well enough and the birds can then go on to eat large quantities of annoying insects.
 
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Borzak

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The biggest impact on birds in this country is not cats. The US is about to lose woodcock forever due to changing land uses and not cats. I pulled that out of my ass from my MS in wildlife management/biology and my former professor that is the leading authority on the subject.

The bald eagle that frequents my yard/property keeps him in check. If my one cat makes a dent in the song bird population in the national forest that my property is landlocked it I'll worry about it then.

As mentioned mostly mice and rats in the 100' long shop I have, and he sits in the yard looking straight down for hours. Listening for voles/moles and he kills those and brings them up.

Speaking of cats and cars. My dad drove his F-250 diesel out to eat and apparently a cat crawled under the hood. A few days later it was hollering and my parents dug it out. Covered in all kinds of crap. Just living wild in small town I guess. They paid to have have all the gunk and shit cleaned off it. They still have it. I keep waiting for it to get stuck in there again.

I'm sure it's a problem in suburban areas with lots of cats and people who feet the birds right next to the cats, we call that a buffet around here. Here a problem? No. I'm on my neighbors property (the national forest) nearly every day and have never seen a cat including the time I worked for the US Forest Service on the national forest.
 
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"we define un-owned cats to include farm/barn cats, strays that are fed by humans but not granted access to habitations, cats in subsidized colonies and cats that are completely feral"

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