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My most memorable mouse kill was when I was in college. I stepped out of the shower and there was a mouse in the corner of the bathroom. I whipped off my towel and beat it to death with my hard dick.
That must have been one tiny mouse.
Sounds like you people need a cat. I have a cat that lives in the shop out back and he takes care of that stuff, also takes care of voles and stuff digging underground.
Best option if you can do it. When I was a kid all of the barn cats died of some sort of disease and the place was overrun with mice which is what led to me and my brother and our dog getting the mouse eradication job for a while.