In seriousness, I went ahead and took the office out last night for an appreciation dinner, came home at 9 (9!!) smelling of beer and realized I'd somehow lost my wedding ring. Needless to say she was pissed, saying shit like "who has a work dinner on a Tuesday!" Knowing WOD was dropping this weekend, i bought her and her dumb friend spa/hair salon giftcards for Saturday - partly as an apology for losing my ring and partly so I can nerd it up. We'll see how it goes - last time I sent her to the salon she was gone 7 hours... it was spectacular.