Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

Jait_sl said:

There are at least 66 people on this board who have never received a blowjob.

I would give up bacon, cheese, and all cooking oils.

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Good head is exquisite.

Maybe I'd consider giving up cheese for Heather Brooke induced levels of oral bliss, but since the likelihood of that life altering experience happening is nil, my choice is easy.

Besides, I prefer a violent bang.

Well, if I had to choose, I'd keep cheese. But thankfully, I live in a world where I can eat a big block of cheddar while getting a blow job.

you can't get an STD from a pizza....cheese wins

You can't get clogged arteries from getting your cock gobbled by an enthusiastic woman

As men age, their sex drive goes down and their food drive goes up. Cheese is the obvious choice here, as throughout your life you will gain more and more utility from cheese and less from BJs. Now I want a fucking BJ, though, and the chick I'm screwing right now is amazing at fucking, but can't give decent head at all. Hell, the last 3 have been like that...I haven't had a good BJ in almost a year and a half. Fuck. At least I can have her go make me a fucking grilled cheese.

Break up

People who chose to live without blowjobs over cheese, are seriously fucked up. What the hell? You not like your dick being sucked?

Deathwing_sl said:

You not like eating cheese?

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Not as much as having my dick sucked.

I can't go a day without eating pizza or a burrito, it's a staple of my diet. It was a tough one but BJ's gotta go, very few girls are actually even decent at giving head anyways.

Still have two holes, two hands and fuck it, two feet if it comes down to it to get off.

A small percentage of women being able to give a good blowjob vs the vast majority who think that kissing the tip of my murderhorn is enough to give them a just reward will never, ever, equal

Bowling Ball Bag Bob_sl said:

You can't get clogged arteries from getting your cock gobbled by an enthusiastic woman

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DAMN it!i want to give you reputation!

i still don't get how in the fuck people prefer cheese to blowjobs.just say to them "no teeth"

Dairy makes me break out bros. I would take blowjobs over looking more like the troglodyte I am on the inside.

Cheese is a part of everything good in life. Blowjobs are one good thing in life.

Cheese will never tell you "my mouth is too small". (edit: When a woman tells you that, accept it for what it is. Testing will result in teeth. But it is OK to make the sad trombone noise at her.)

It's simple maths, man!

Cheese job > blow job. Think about it.

Soygen_sl said:

Are we still allowed to face fuck girls? That's not really a blowjob.

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yes