Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

cabbitcabbit

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"a : a person who is guided by materialism and is usually disdainful of intellectual or artistic values
b : one uninformed in a special area of knowledge "
 

Melvin

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who would be doing the blowjobs?
In a perfect world, cheese could give blow jobs, imo.

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naerik(maxx)_sl

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jesus shit, i love cheese. I love it so much.

but i love blowjobs so much more. id pay 100 bucks a day to get a blowjob, i wouldnt pay 100 bucks for cheese.

Id give up cheese for a sloppy blowie anyday.
 

Alex

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$100 a day? Steep price, sir.

Blow jobs are typically a precursor to sex. I'd be willing to skip that part in favor of mozzarella sticks. We're talking fried cheese here, folks.

Food. Sex. Music. Three things all humans hold in high regard. It's hard to choose which is most enjoyed between the three.
 

naerik(maxx)_sl

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$100 a day? Steep price, sir.

Blow jobs are typically a precursor to sex. I'd be willing to skip that part in favor of mozzarella sticks. We're talking fried cheese here, folks.

Food. Sex. Music. Three things all humans hold in high regard. It's hard to choose which is most enjoyed between the three.
60 for a street walker...id rather not risk it, whats another 40 thats gonna give me a tiny piece of mind that this bitch aint sucking panus for rocks.

sex is...too intimate for me, too much....excersize also. Id rather get a blowie from a korean 19 year old whore then eat cheese sticks.
 
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I honestly can't tell the difference between a good blowjob and bad one. They all feel sort of the same for me.

Cheese is a perfect go-to snack, whether it's some quick fuel for a workout or a light lunch-break meal. Can't live without.