Well Jx...what had happen wuz, a loooooong ass time ago, some people were under the thumb of an oppressive bunch of dicks. These dicks were always taking people's stuff, being mean to people, and shooting them up and stuff. So this group of fellas said, "Hey Jack, this is some bullshit. We need to do something." So they did everything all legal like, and wrote letters, and had hearings and all that stuff. BUT, the dicks in power were...well, they were dicks. BUT, they had the power so they figured they'd just keep on keepin' on. When the people had just had about enough, they got these things called guns, and they started putting holes in the dicks. (Not the cool Prince Albert kind, but the shitty "Blarg I'm Dead" kind). When the head Dick in charge over the big pond heard about this, he sent a whole shit ton of dicks with guns. They were a veritable army. Some people were like, "We dun fucked up nao!" but luckily these boss pimps wrote the manifesto called the Declaration of Independence. Not to bore you wit' da jibber jabber, basically it said, "Fuck off England. We killin' 'erebody up in here loyal to da Kang." And that's what they did. Men women and children who sided with the head Brit dick got a trip to hell via a lead bullet travelling PDQ.
Same thing w/ my man Dorner. I hope he gets a baker's dozen of the pricks.