Civil War (2024)

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The Western Alliance is way lamer name than the Kingdom of Deseret
 

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I like that during a full scale civil war that combatants can still find the time to paint their fingernails.
 
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I can't wait for this forum to flip on this movie when the full plot gets revealed
 
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so the south + california are the good guys? i guess Cali can tag along if it means we get to obliterate DC and the northeast
In reality, California could become a golden bastion of freedom and righteousness.

The just need to raze Hollywood and San Francisco and throw the faggots, Jews, and reptilian overlords into the Pacific. Could be done in a couple weekends it people were to actually wake up from their Tranq induced stupor.
 
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I can't wait for this forum to flip on this movie when the full plot gets revealed
I can't wait for you to realize you're not being insightful when you repeatedly type out something so obvious that most people don't even feel the need to say it. You are very, very retarded. You're not the fun type of autistic.
 
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I can't wait for you to realize you're not being insightful when you repeatedly type out something so obvious that most people don't even feel the need to say it. You are very, very retarded. You're not the fun type of autistic.

And yet I beat you into submission

I am not autistic
 
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But will this film have [5TH GEN FIGHTERS] ???
 
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Oh god it won’t be any different than last time. A handful of liberal retards burning down their own cities, a bunch of conservative retards being pussies and not doing anything of substance, and life goes on.

In the modern world films like this have no true basis. It’s why RedDawn worked in the 80s but can’t with today’s tech. The military isn’t controlled by the states. It’s not like if Texas secedes their bases would align against the armies on the east coast. A federal military is the result of our civil war and preventing a future one. I’ll give this film a shot but ain’t no way it’s going to present. Pauline scenario of how a united Texas and California maintain a working economy, private military networks, and even move logistics.

Knowing Hollywood though the president will be a Trump analogy and everyone else is freedom fighters.
These types of stories are always stupid because they treat America as existing in a vacuum. Any significant shooting war in the US would be immediately met with China instantly re-arranging the global trade order and the complete collapse of either side's economy along with the rest of the western world order.
 
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These types of stories are always stupid because they treat America as existing in a vacuum. Any significant shooting war in the US would be immediately met with China instantly re-arranging the global trade order and the complete collapse of either side's economy along with the rest of the western world order.

Personally, if the white guys start kicking off I'd be wondering how the hispanic/black population would react.

Sit back and watch the crackers fight it out and then roflstomp the survivors.
 
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Personally, if the white guys start kicking off I'd be wondering how the hispanic/black population would react.

Sit back and watch the crackers fight it out and then roflstomp the survivors.
It's all nonsense because of supply chains.
 
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I actually really like the Director but this reeks of Hollywood getting to him. This is legit Twitter Rittenhouse vs Brooklyn Dad Defiant loser fighting porn.

This is on par with the movie about how Rich Liberals hunt trump supporters. Some Dork thinks "This is important art and will be hugely successful" because they live in a bubble.

Its sad to see people who make good content fall into the blender
 
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I'm curious to see if it's just a movie or predictive programming.
 
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These types of stories are always stupid because they treat America as existing in a vacuum. Any significant shooting war in the US would be immediately met with China instantly re-arranging the global trade order and the complete collapse of either side's economy along with the rest of the western world order.
Yes and no. Like any good parasite, a lot of China's livelihood depends on the host and nothing would unify a split USA faster than a hit on our territory by a foreign power. Our days as an external trade power would certainly be over, I agree. The real external chaos would be all the fucking western countries we have been propping up getting eaten alive when we are not around to foot their defensive bill anymore.

As for Texas and Cali being united as one, I can see a couple scenarios where that might occur, both good and bad. I mean, lets face it the entire city of Austin is basically fully conquered by Cali at this point. And on the other hand, if LA got cratered along with San Fran, CA would be a red state overnight. And of course the whole immigration crisis could make for strange bedfellows. The least plausible thing to me is the core old guard being white maga typed like the trailer suggests. It would be liberal fascists with an army of trannies and durkas, while Texas and Florida would have their home grown cornfed boys behind the trigger. And the whole thing would be fought with drones and cyberattacks anyhow, and over in about two days when the losing side's power grid gets switched off and their cities eat themselves alive.
 
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California would descend into the Dark Ages if youy simply knocked out Amazon and Doordash delivery services.

California would starve immediatly since 50 percent of their agriculture is fucking Grapes and Almonds
 
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LOL I just rewatched the trailer. At first I thought it was following a small group through the war, sort of like a found footage film, Cloverfield but instead of a monster its Civil war.

On 2nd view I see this is just a total "JOURNALIST" suck fest. "ALL JOURNALISTS ARE MURDERED ON SITE" and they are the real heroes.

My god this is going to suck.
 
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