College Football 2017-2018 Season

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Prodigal

Shitlord, Offender of the Universe
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Because I don't give a shit about the other sports going on right now. RMFT.
 

Prodigal

Shitlord, Offender of the Universe
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1,366
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Regime Regime - looks like your coach jumped the shark - literally:

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And no, it's not McElwain, at least so they say...
 
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Foggy

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Fuck yeah College Football! Texas is finally back!
 
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Lost Virtue

Trakanon Raider
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Jesus Christ Baylor...

SMU - paying players to help maintain the program.
NCAA: Death Penalty

Baylor - 7 Federal lawsuits alleging 50+ rapes
NCAA: .....

 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
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I wasn't sure it was possible to do more raping than that guy in The Keepers but there you go. Congrats Baylor; you raped more than a Catholic Priest.
 

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
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39,980
167,052
Jesus Christ Baylor...

SMU - paying players to help maintain the program.
NCAA: Death Penalty

Baylor - 7 Federal lawsuits alleging 50+ rapes
NCAA: .....


Wow, this seems provable, and what the hell should be the response? No chance to compete in division 1 for 6 years to ensure not a single one of those motherfuckers can be still playing. Totally dismantle the program, kill all the staff, let them start over, watch them like a hawk.
 

Genjiro

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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What a fucking shitshow.

Give them worse than the SMU death sentnence imo
 

Foggy

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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The football program should be abolished. Briles and the other coaches with knwloedge should have criminal charges brought against them. Kick Baylor out of the Big 12. Or leave them in the Big 12 when Texas and OU bail, not sure which is worse.
 
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Kaines

Potato Supreme
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Jesus Christ Baylor...

SMU - paying players to help maintain the program.
NCAA: Death Penalty

Baylor - 7 Federal lawsuits alleging 50+ rapes
NCAA: .....


If only they had just paid the girls.... amirite, Virt??
 
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Foggy

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Herman forced Stoops to retire before coaching a single game at Texas.
 
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Rengak

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Stoops retires undefeated against Herman (as Texas head coach)
 
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Rais

Trakanon Raider
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Big hit to OK. Being the only relevant team in the B12 I'm sure they will still be able to out class the bottom feeders of Kansas, West Virgina and Texas. Baylor might give them a hard time if they have anyone left out of jail from the rapefest convention they have been a part of.
 
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Lost Virtue

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Very odd timing to announce retirement... As Kaines Kaines said earlier, cue the potential OU scandals (pretty doubtful of this however). Stoops did sign an extension last year... Interesting that his brother didn't get promoted to HC, he's been there much longer than Riley.

Wonder if he was forced out, maybe due to the Joe Mixon debacle?

Incoming Les Miles to OU!!!
 
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Aevian

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Yeah the timing of this is really odd. CFB is in a bad place when you the first thought is scandal, but it was my first thought too. It was something that needed to happen eventually and I'm glad it did, although it's a season or two sooner than I expected. Riley was going to get offers for HC jobs somewhere and the program is in much better hands than Mike. I'm hoping the sudden retirement is that he was thinking of retiring in the next few years and wanted to name Mike his successor and they told him no chance. Or maybe it's health issues. Maybe he wants to take a break and get ready for an NFL job although I think that's extremely unlikely. Just hoping its not a scandal.