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etchazz

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Sounds like this game is going to need several patches to fix all the bugs. I don't mind a few bugs when a game just releases, but when every single reviewer goes out of their way to mention the amount of bugs, it's a huge red flag. As painful as it will be to wait, I think I'll wait a couple of months before playing. I've waited what, 7 years for this game to release? What's another three or so months?
 
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Aaron

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...I think the funniest bug the one reviewer mentioned was the famale Vs top clothing randomly disappearing during scenes, leaving you topless until you went back to first person...

Are you sure that's a bug and not a feature? :cool:
 
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TJT

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Laughing so hard at some of these pictures, just wow. Imagine all the parents buying this for their kid without a clue. :p

The last picture in that article with the fist ones and the huge centipede looking thing. I laughed way harder then I should.
Photo Mode will truly be glorious.

Just think, some poor asshole working at cd projekt red had to spend long days and nights 3d modeling various dildos.
 

j00t

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Photo Mode will truly be glorious.

Just think, some poor asshole working at cd projekt red had to spend long days and nights 3d modeling various dildos.
He didn't HAVE to. He GOT to
 
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TJT

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One of the local favorite independent reviewers.

 
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Asshat wormie

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So can we beat trannies to death with our hands in this one or not? Internet is giving mixed signals.
 
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Aaron

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Apparently that Dildo story is fake. they made the screenshots from a highly modded Fallout 4. :trump:
 
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Crone

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I’m not pre loading shit. Got fucked before and it takes longer to verify your preload than to just download it fresh on launch day.
 
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Bubbles

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if it's a buggy shit show now, just imagine what it would have been had it not been delayed.
Here's what probably happened. About a year before the original launch date they suddenly realized that there was no way they are gonna finish it in a reasonable time frame. Mostly due to feature and story creep. So they went fucking ape shit on both features and story. Cut the main story down to 20+ hours (I remember devs boasting like 3 years ago about how the story/quests is 100+ hours long). They most likely stripped out a bunch of npc interaction features. So the past year they have been panicking in order to make the story work and fix the bugs from all cuts they had to make.
 

Grizzlebeard

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Don't forget making top buck on merch royalties.

Once they've paid themselves a bunch of bonuses there might be some cash left to hire some external consultants to come in and fix all the bugs within a decent timeframe.
 
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loudgas

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Damn, I was hoping to scrape by with a 1060, but looks like I will be literally scraping by.

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Jozu

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Preloaded on Steam. So we cant play this until Wednesday night midnight? I thought it was tonight for some reason. This sucks.
 

Regime

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Preloaded on Steam. So we cant play this until Wednesday night midnight? I thought it was tonight for some reason. This sucks.
Look on the bright side you can play with her.

 
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