Deathstalker (2025)

Aldarion

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Seriously?
In the era of **click** BOOBS we don’t need nudity and sex in these movies anymore. If not having boobs is the biggest complaint people are making about this movie then I am definitely going to pay to see it.
I've always found it kind of weird to want to have lots of nudity in movies you're gonna watch with friends and or family.

Nudity in porn, obviously, that goes without saying. But you don't "watch porn" with your friends or your son or your dad.
 
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Caliane

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I've always found it kind of weird to want to have lots of nudity in movies you're gonna watch with friends and or family.

Nudity in porn, obviously, that goes without saying. But you don't "watch porn" with your friends or your son or your dad.
sure. it is that classic issue of context. stripe tease. bad. women in lingerie in their bedroom or changing room. bad. women in bathingsuits which cover the exact same amount at the beach? no problem.
no one blinks an eye at the cover of jaws.
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no one batted an eye at snake tits.
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so yeah, what we are calling for here is not porn really.. just a realistic titillation of half naked sorceresses, topless servant girls, etc.


Sparticus of course did it well. Although, that did probably push it into the realm of softcore porn a bit too much for the target audience we are talking about. that was strictly M for mature.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Son, let’s sit down and watch the fantasy epic of Lord of the…. JK DEATHSTALKER

We got some low T issues in this thread and the cope is high.

Lady was nude in jaws cover and opening scene. And tons more.

Go watch magnum PI episode 1 and be like “that was on normal T??”

Titanic had tits and a pixel or two away from vagooo

The lack of nudity in modern mainstream AND now even b movie like this is a direct relation to the demasculanization and feminatzi power play that our (1st world) nations are in…and falling fast.

Yes, no boobs not a one, in a deathstalker remake is a herald of the end times
 
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Bald Brah

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I've always found it kind of weird to want to have lots of nudity in movies you're gonna watch with friends and or family.

Nudity in porn, obviously, that goes without saying. But you don't "watch porn" with your friends or your son or your dad.

Wat?

I think most people watch movies with their gf/wife/significant other. More "adult" movies get put on when the kiddies goes to sleep.

When a nice set of jigglies or a gratuitous sex scene is on screen that's when the petting/rubbing/oral starts and then you skip the next 15-20 minutes of the movie.

No one is watching softcore with their mom and pops. This is strictly Netflix n chill vibes.
 
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