The Dauntless One
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Guest, did you like the last podcast notification?? Well here's the second one, and for the third podcast! Yep. This Thursday 8-8-24 at 7pm Central
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oh god, sorry for the late quote but this is just pure gold, thank you for the big burst of laughtikkus said:
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Talking about nuts, when I was back in high school, some dude a year or two younger than me got his nuts crushed while moutain biking. I bursted out in laughter while ppl were like shit man that sucks.Alamando said:
Why do people find nut-shots so funny? Girls don"t really have much reaction, but guys either laugh hysterically or feel more compassion for the victim than they have any other time in their lives. I laugh if it is a minor drop-to-your-knees-for-2-minutes shot, but if it is severe, I am almost overwhelmed with grief for the person.
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If someone got sledgehammered out of nowhere in the nuts I would feel sorry for him. If someone crush their nuts doing sport activities I laugh because he didn"t wear a cup.Dabamf said:
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Who the hell but hardcore mountain bikers would think to wear a cup? Maybe he was some sort of racer, but shit if I"m going to the mountains for the weekend and thinking of doing some biking, my first thought isn"t "oh shit where"s my cup?"
That said, depending on how bad the damage was, it could be funny. I mean some temporary pain at someone else"s expense is ALWAYS funny. But if a surgical fix is involved, well that"s not cool. I have a lot of empathy for that kind of damage, as I myself once had a left nut the size of a goddamn tennisball due to a hernia.
I also was nailed in the nuts by a teammate in Lacrosse intentionally, because we didn"t get along and he knew I didn"t wear a cup. That hurt, a lot. But I still didn"t wear a cup afterwards, bugged the shit out of me when I ran.
That said, depending on how bad the damage was, it could be funny. I mean some temporary pain at someone else"s expense is ALWAYS funny. But if a surgical fix is involved, well that"s not cool. I have a lot of empathy for that kind of damage, as I myself once had a left nut the size of a goddamn tennisball due to a hernia.
I also was nailed in the nuts by a teammate in Lacrosse intentionally, because we didn"t get along and he knew I didn"t wear a cup. That hurt, a lot. But I still didn"t wear a cup afterwards, bugged the shit out of me when I ran.
I used to play rec ice hockey and didn"t wear a cup the first few games out of laziness to buy one. Then one guy told me how his cup cracked once after taking a slapshot to the nuts. Needless to say I owned a cup afterwards.
When I"d block shots I"d always cover my nuts. Was a really, really dumb thing not to wear a cup in hockey of all sports. Probably more essential than even football. The risk is lower, but if you take a square shot down there, you are probably guaranteed to lose that testicle.
When I"d block shots I"d always cover my nuts. Was a really, really dumb thing not to wear a cup in hockey of all sports. Probably more essential than even football. The risk is lower, but if you take a square shot down there, you are probably guaranteed to lose that testicle.
Rugby you don"t wear a cup. Better to be curled up in the fetal position vomiting than have your junk ripped off. If you wear a cup, you know you"re playing a sport for pussies. Or I guess one involving sharp blades (hockey).
Self-reported sizes are always wrong. Comparing self-report versus actual measurement there"s a huge difference in average. Self report you"ll get 6+ average length, actual study you"ll get lower end of the 5-6 range, like 5 and change.
Fun note, a guy when meeting a girl will look at her face then go down her body then up to her face. A girl, when meeting a guy, her eyes will go straight to your groin then up. Guys take so much shit for talking to chests, but chicks are just as bad in some ways in regards to your willy. If you pay attention (e.g. you"re not staring at your chest) you can see them doing it. And never, ever will they admit it.
Self-reported sizes are always wrong. Comparing self-report versus actual measurement there"s a huge difference in average. Self report you"ll get 6+ average length, actual study you"ll get lower end of the 5-6 range, like 5 and change.
Fun note, a guy when meeting a girl will look at her face then go down her body then up to her face. A girl, when meeting a guy, her eyes will go straight to your groin then up. Guys take so much shit for talking to chests, but chicks are just as bad in some ways in regards to your willy. If you pay attention (e.g. you"re not staring at your chest) you can see them doing it. And never, ever will they admit it.
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True Story:
A kid down the hall from a friend of mine in his dorm, called him at 8am on a saturday saying, "take me to the hospital," my friend ran down to his room, and the kid could barely walk, he was in obscene amounts of pain. They go the emergency room and find out similar to how the ambilical cord can wrap around a baby, one of his balls had wrapped around the other one and strangled it. they had to go in an perform surgery to untangle em.
A kid down the hall from a friend of mine in his dorm, called him at 8am on a saturday saying, "take me to the hospital," my friend ran down to his room, and the kid could barely walk, he was in obscene amounts of pain. They go the emergency room and find out similar to how the ambilical cord can wrap around a baby, one of his balls had wrapped around the other one and strangled it. they had to go in an perform surgery to untangle em.
I had this happen to a roomate of mine. I think it was called testicular torsion maybe? Said it was the most intense pain of his life.brekk said:
i would really contemplate suicide there...i cant imagine that kind of pain lasting more than 1 minute, much less a couple hours
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Yeah the tubes that connect to your nuts can do all sorts of fun things. After my hernia operation, the one to my left nut must be all tangled or knotted, because it rides much higher than it did before. I guess that"s why we have two?
I was too busy clutching my balls on the ground to do much. When I was able to get up, I cross checked him in the throat, pulled his helmet off and gave as many shots as I could before the coaches pulled us apart. Happy?
so why isn"t this in the HoF yet? Seems to have severely slowed down to the point to call it time.