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"Carnage, Demons, Shooting. Level Design with a Z-Axis never seen before since Quake I in 1994, and responsive shooting mechanics. Things that one would expect as standard since the dawn of the 90's have come back with a vengeance to show it can still be done 22 years later by spending $65 million more dollars along with 65 meetings, 8 years, and 2 stop starts."
"DOOM takes us back to a station, again, to fight demons, again. You may shoot at hell, but all of hell will never be shot. Gun sounds that fill your speakers at the same time you see the graphic of your gun firing, the intense time and labor it must have taken to synchronize those effects can only be eclipsed by the time it takes Noodlemod to get it up for his wife."
"The story is as gripping as the other 3 games. Demons, come from hell. It's an amazing and creative concept that never dies. And neither do the demons you just shot at for the last 22 years. The characters are as deep as Mist's boyfriend's ass after a weekend getaway to the Tahoe Rehabilitation center. The twists, corridor after corridor, never knowing if it will be another corridor, or something else, at the end of that corridor. Will it be a dead-end? Will there be a monster? Will there be a power up? Is this edge of your seat excitement that kept me coming back for more."
"Our newest generation of gamers love to discuss what games of yesterday were like. Now? Open up your wallets and you can relive the glory filled mechanics of shooting things and running through doors and talk about how this game was free when it first came out, but this time in 1080p60 you have to pay $60. Unless you own an Xbox One in which case you will be dynamically scaled to 768p24. But sorry, you will still be paying $60."
"Remember, War? War never changes. War with hell never changes. And neither do game mechanics when you are $65 million and 8 years over-budget and better ship something or your career will also end up in hell."
UTSCORE: .098/10.
Score breakdown:
.09 - It compiled
.008 - After 8 years at least SOMETHING shipped.