Well, the only way you can be racist is if you actually say the N-word. I learned that this morning!
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Don't derail this, this is important. I need to know how I can say horrible things about a giant segment of the public properly, while suffering no consequences for my actions. The key seems to be avoiding one of a couple of very specific words.
I know, that's why I'm trying to learn. I don't seem to be able to get the hang of how to do this properly.
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The key is to say it with a smile in your heart and whiskey on your breath. You say everything with hurt in your butt and semen on your breath.
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Posts like that aren't going to help your case son. I'm afraid I'll have to recommend an extended stay to the warden.
Damn, and just when I thought I was getting the hang of how to do this.
What's your take on "Alabama porch monkey"? Is that too old-fashioned for the kids today? I want my racism to be hip and relevant.
What's your take on "Alabama porch monkey"? Is that too old-fashioned for the kids today? I want my racism to be hip and relevant.
(I'm just having some fun, by the way. If anyone is lame enough to start reporting THESE posts, I'll stop. Just let me know)
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Your obsession with "racism" and being internet cool is strange and pathetic. Looks like lethal injection is the only treatment option for this patient.
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I'm just trying to learn the proper things to say so I can get +nets and participate in the circlejerk like you guys!
Well, if I didn't do that, you wouldn't have anyone to feel unjustifiably superior to.
I'm just trying to contribute.
I'm just trying to contribute.
See, I used to think that someone who thinks that the only way you can be racist is by actually saying "American Inventor" was incredibly, irretrievably stupid. I learned today that I was wrong! That really is the only way!
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