Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

So my brother is going through schizophrenia (holy shit I spelled that right). He hears voices and is convinced they are real. I have no idea what to do. If he was a danger then we'd commit him. It's just so fucking sad

Why will amod not change his name to A Moon Bat? It's the best way, really.

MartyrDumb_sl said:

So my brother is going through schizophrenia (holy shit I spelled that right). He hears voices and is convinced they are real. I have no idea what to do. If he was a danger then we'd commit him. It's just so fucking sad

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Unmedicated he is a danger and in danger.

You don't have to commit him. You do have to get him therapy.

Like we're doing for A moon bat.

I'll get the clothespins. Plastic or the old timey wooden ones?

It appears that Tanoomba has been RRPed for 196 days (or Hodj is bad at math). While I am not here to argue for his release, I would like to humbly beg that he be allowed probation after 2 weeks given that he and Hodj agree to the following conditions, proposed by ZyyzYzzy:

1) His name be changed to A Moon Bat
2) His user title be changed to "insufferable cunt'.
3) His signature is changed to the ingenious quote picture by Dr. Mario
4) He publicly admit that Anita was in fact talking about Hitman, no qualifiers.

I think this would only be fair. Tanoomba is a kind and gentle soul, who has been radicalized internal white privilege guilt. By giving him an olive branch now, we can perhaps save at least one more person from possibly dying their hair blue and chopping off various sex organs. I think it is the least that we can do as fellow human beings and Rerolled posters.

Of course I cannot be sure if tanoomba would agree to this deal, as I am fairly sure he has me on ignore. However, hopefully he can be convinced to see reason if Hodj and the other mods are willing to give him another chance.

Man, New Girl is so hit and miss. But the past few episodes have been great. Schmidt's Jewish mother. lolololol

That's how schmiddy do!

Race talk snacks, race talk snacks, gotta get me some race talk snacks. Or I gonna be dumb as hell!

Well someone needs to decide before I start shaving my armpits.

I don't wanna get one done and then someone says we're gonna have to wait a week.

My apologies at the charge that you are bad at math. Indeed, it was my implicit assumption that the ban length was in days that was the problem.

Why do you folks keep letting him post in the #GamerGate thread? He clearly can't control himself in such fertile trollsoil.

hodj_sl said:

I dunno. Because its not in the grown up forum, like Dumar with the Marriage thread in the Grown up forum where trolling is supposed to be verboten, or the General forum, with Lumie and the Cancer thread where real people with real cancer related issues go to vent, and shouldn't be exposed to him calling their family members idiots and telling them they deserve to die of cancer for not making their bodies alkaline enough and shit, mainly.

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The #GamerGate thread should have been moved to General months ago.