Dune: Part Two (2023)

Hateyou

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The forum is infinitely better with him on ignore. He is truly horrible.
 
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Gavinmad

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The forum is infinitely better with him on ignore. He is truly horrible.
The people who don't have him on ignore and respond to him without quoting him kind of spoil the ignore Ossoi experience.
 
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Ossoi

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On the Left:

haters like Hateyou Hateyou and Gavinmad Gavinmad and the bald nonce from BB forums mad at Ossoi Ossoi or @Zendaya woke frown face.

On the right: Ossoi Ossoi blocking out the haters
 
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Harshaw

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People actually like this pathetic slop? I overheard a bit while I was in the kitchen (Paul's water of life scene and then addressing the Fremen) and good god neither him nor the misbegotten zoomer trash they cast as Chani could muster an ounce of gravitas between them. Sean Young may not exactly have been in line for any wards (and mad as a march hare to boot) but she did a credible job. Kodetova was great although her accent probably did a lot of the work for her.

This was unbearable. Zendaya as Chani might be one of the worst casting jobs in the history of cinema.
I watched it and didn't get all the hype. It was boring and the acting is mediocre. The CGI and battle scenes were fine, but it all looks the same after awhile. It was at least more watchable than Rebel Moon part 2.
 

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neither him nor the misbegotten zoomer trash they cast as Chani could muster an ounce of gravitas between them.

This is more because of Denis than anything. I assume he has an allergy to dramatic overacting because nearly every character in all of his movies feels pretty mundane and subdued. That's exactly why I like all his movies so much. His stuff feels closer to real life, in the way people talk and use facial expressions, than most movies.
 

Bandwagon

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I can't stop hearing it.

"Hey! I'm serious! Nothing fancy, or you will shame my tits...."


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Furry

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This is more because of Denis than anything. I assume he has an allergy to dramatic overacting because nearly every character in all of his movies feels pretty mundane and subdued. That's exactly why I like all his movies so much. His stuff feels closer to real life, in the way people talk and use facial expressions, than most movies.
Danny loves the cinematic spectacle. The actors just feel along for the visual ride. He very much gets that movies are show don't tell. And on top of that, he doesn't have some annoying gimmick he likes to shove all over audiences, like JJ's lens flare and absolute visual nonsense, snyder's slow motion fetish, or jackson's weird foot fetish and love of including stomping in every movie.
 
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Kithani

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If it takes a thin girl in her 20s tons of makeup to even look half decent, she's ugly.

Most thin girls in their 20s look completely bangable climbing out of bed.
Conveniently leaving out that if you’re thin then you’re probably in the top half of Americans on the attractive scale lol
 

Bandwagon

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Today I learned Bandwagon Bandwagon probably crawled into his parents bathrooms looking for a titty mag when he was younger, and usually found a nat geo instead. A few too many times yelling say OONGA BOONGA as he jacked off.
We had Showgirls and Titanic on VHS.

And shredded porn mags hidden on rocks in the woods behind the house, of course. (A fact I learned was terrifyingly common across the US)

 
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Gravel

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We had Showgirls and Titanic on VHS.

And shredded porn mags hidden on rocks in the woods behind the house, of course. (A fact I learned was terrifyingly common across the US)

Hell yeah. Buddy and I found a huge stash of Playboys. He took most of them because they were near his house and I wasn't about to lug a shit load of magazines home.

But that May 1994 edition is burned into my brain. Shae Marks was the playmate and Elle Mcpherson on the cover with a spread on the inside. I think it also had a girls of the PAC10 or something in there too. But that may have been a different one.
 
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Bald Brah

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Yes! Found stacks and stacks of playboys in the woods.

You know it was some tradie who bought a monster, smokes, and a playboy and went and jerked off in the woods to some supermodel rather than fuck his fat ugly wife at home. Probably a one and done and got the next issue the next week at the same gas station.