Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Siliconemelons

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
13,476
21,129
I tried to read the manga, listen to the audio version, watch a commentary in depth on it etc… and it just goes off rails to weed town so fast then gets wrapped up in a flash…

Honestly, the movie was more enjoyable
 

Homsar

Golden Baronet of the Realm
10,125
9,266
If I remember right, people that didnt care for Cruise liked watching to see him die over and over? He definitely isn't hated on like he used to be. Still disappointed with the last MI movie. I can put almost any movie with him in it as background slop on the TV
 
Last edited:
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Furry

Email Loading Please Wait
<Gold Donor>
25,664
36,299




soon... dredd 2...

Tom cruise lost his powers, and now will be training the new generation of strong INDEPENDENT black woman who masters her power to an extent that she can slay the new alien boss and discover the greater alien conspiracy.
 
  • 7Worf
  • 1Tiresome
Reactions: 7 users

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
32,163
92,866
Tom cruise lost his powers, and now will be training the new generation of strong INDEPENDENT black woman who masters her power to an extent that she can slay the new alien boss and discover the greater alien conspiracy.

Damn, that script writes itself. Tom gets called in because there was another accident like his that resulted in a soldier getting psyco-flexis powers. It's his job to train her. She's already better at everything than he is. Is that the result of looping Tom doesn't remember? No. She's just a strong, independent black woman.
 
  • 4Worf
Reactions: 3 users

Vuuxo

Scaphism
<Gold Donor>
2,426
8,361
Movies are going to start with her training montage being already better than her male trainer and in similar fashion of everyone's favorite show, She-Hulk. Then ending with the strong independent black woman walking onto the battlefield and the opposite side immediately surrenders and lives in harmony with humanity.
 
  • 3Worf
Reactions: 2 users

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
45,047
54,587
I started finding finding Blunt repulsive after I saw some stalkery vid on YT that laid out more or less precisely when she had veneers installed. I'm sure as shit not saying she's ugly but the idea of getting your teeth ground down to get that impossibly white Hollywood smile just disgusts me.
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
32,163
92,866
Movies are going to start with her training montage being already better than her male trainer and in similar fashion of everyone's favorite show, She-Hulk. Then ending with the strong independent black woman walking onto the battlefield and the opposite side immediately surrenders and lives in harmony with humanity.

She discovers how to communicate with the aliens. It turns out the cause for the war was whiteness.
 
  • 4Worf
Reactions: 3 users

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
32,163
92,866
I started finding finding Blunt repulsive after I saw some stalkery vid on YT that laid out more or less precisely when she had veneers installed. I'm sure as shit not saying she's ugly but the idea of getting your teeth ground down to get that impossibly white Hollywood smile just disgusts me.

For the longest time I thought porcelain veneers were just incredibly thin covers for your teeth. You know, like a veneer on a piece of wood furniture. Nope, we definitely grind your teeth down to chiclets.
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Barf
Reactions: 1 users

Vuuxo

Scaphism
<Gold Donor>
2,426
8,361
She discovers how to communicate with the aliens. It turns out the cause for the war was whiteness.
The Warden Hierarchy of Interstellar Territories and Exploration (W.H.I.T.E) colonized other planets, keeping the other races down.
 
  • 2Worf
Reactions: 1 users

Homsar

Golden Baronet of the Realm
10,125
9,266
I'm going to rewatch this. I can't remember the final act, thought it had potential to for a sequel, that I do remember.
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
32,163
92,866
It really didn't though, short of 'surprise the aliens invade again' or 'surprise the aliens have a double reverse super emergency rewind'

You could do the basic sequel format where you mostly repeat the first film. It's been ten years and the aliens have attacked again. Their nanite meteorite weapon impacted in a different location this time and instead of worm and starfish monsters it's insects. Ants are pretty common. We'll go with ants. The war is kinda going shitty until wouldn't you know it the humans stumbled upon another rewind power bestowing accident.

We can even have a twist later where it's revealed that whole units have been trained to fight and die in such a manner to give themselves the best possible chance of getting super powers something something military industrial complex.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Bald Brah

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,072
2,425
I started finding finding Blunt repulsive after I saw some stalkery vid on YT that laid out more or less precisely when she had veneers installed. I'm sure as shit not saying she's ugly but the idea of getting your teeth ground down to get that impossibly white Hollywood smile just disgusts me.

Are you British?