EQ Never

This derail is bringing a whole new meaning to the fizzle mechanic.

Rombo_sl said:

Am gonna spec my trade skill in condom making.

+1 you can now make magnums.

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Magnums are Erudite only.....it's a racial thang!!

For some the epic quest shall be firey swords, and 9mm's. For others:

I'll be taking brewing for viagra potions... instant Plat maker

loooooooooool

''-Youve been granted the mighty hanger of extreme abortion. Liberate them females.''

I'm just glad that all the important mechanics are discussed here. I still can't fathom why developers snub this place.

I wonder if the EQN devs ever peek into this thread right during these little streaks of hilarity...

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:

I'm gonna get a monopoly on sheep skin.

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lol slaughtering sheep all day long to make condoms.

Hunting
Skinning
Tanning

That's a craft.

if your E-rection lasts for more then 3 in game hours, you can get a new epeen weapon skill *Cool down timer between raping decreased by 15%*

How do I feel ? Violated it's even a poll question. It feels like Lucas has gotten his hands on the EQ lore and is now violating it the way he and Spielberg did Star Wars and Indy.

My childhood memories from the 70's and 80's already have been ruined lorewise , now they are considering taking my 90's favorite game of all time and doing the same.

I would like to know who thinks up these poll questions.

EQN is a big lolz.

$100 bucks says they have nothing made except that Walt Disney tech demo, and are just trolling us while taking turns hammering out lines of meth.

Someone post a Troll female holding up a "I need feminism because" sign!!!

Furious_sl said:

I would like to know who thinks up these poll questions.

EQN is a big lolz.

$100 bucks says they have nothing made except that Walt Disney tech demo, and are just trolling us while taking turns hammering out lines of meth.

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Ninjas and guns are in. Polls are just designed to lower expectations so when info about them iseventually released all our sarcasm is spent.

Azeth_sl said:

think neriak's got someone that will do abortions?

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hahahhaha

tad10_sl said:

Ninjas and guns are in. Polls are just designed to lower expectations so when info about them iseventually released all our sarcasm is spent.

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Completely agree with you , fully prepared for Froglok Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Tony the Tiger with his pistol.

It would be interesting to actually save results of each of these polls and ask them , "why does it seem you went against the overall majority on the majority of each of your polls?"

I'm sure ponytail would have a snide remark at the ready.

Bro I'd go full on froglok ninjas with you guys if tad wants to be Ratonga splinter

Big Flex_sl said:

Bro I'd go full on froglok ninjas with you guys if tad wants to be Ratonga splinter

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Completely forgot about the Ratonga angle. I will be 100% behind a roaming band just like you describe on a PVP server doing just this , as long as we can have it as a by-law all Kerran are KOS.

Your new dps on the Vox raid.

So eq next is being made for players who did not play eq and have very little connection to the lore and atmosphere of the game. Fine. What now?