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Dude, his name, come on. He looks like the guy running every other convenience store they could stand in front of...

The guy running the convenience store in question was a white dude with a beard. Do you even Clerks?

Bro you don’t have to tell us you mainly play Monk, we know from the fact that you consider Monk crucial for winning fights… only a Monk player could possibly think this.

The real question is do you look like Jay, or do you look like Silent Bob?

If we're really getting down to brass tacks here, no DPS are necessary for winning fights. If you have enough warriors to cycle Defensive, enough healers to keep them up without running OOM, and enough Bards to play resist songs, you'll eventually win any fight in the early game.

However put a bunch of epic Monks in there and you need a lot less of the above because the mob dies before you'd need to cycle all those Defensives. That said, that isn't why I rate monks highly. I'm not thinking about PVE there. A lot of my class judgments are from the perspective of being able to outpace competing guilds and win DPS races. I've never played any TLP where there wasn't head to head DPS racing over open world, it's been competition every time out.

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It's all about the parse because without those Monks (or here it'd more "without those SKs") you don't even get the loot.

When you're down to PVE instances in later expansions, the parse is pretty much just an irrelevant e-peen contest enjoyed by parse enthusiasts but not critical to winning, outside of fights with burn calls where things go to hell if you fail. And skipping raid mechanics entirely, of course.

Funnily enough if you started in TSS the only epic worth doing is the necro epic because ur pre 1.5 is still a bit bugged from what i remember

Good point about the Necro epic, at least, it's worth doing for a long time just as a requirement to get a 2.0.

"Druid class is useless" zowie. Always saw Druid as the FF1 Red Mage of EQ: Really OP during the leveling game, can do a little of everything, then kinda bad in the endgame compared to more specialized classes. Except when it isn't. Necro used to be like that too back in 2000. Easy time getting to max level, no use once they're there except to pump mana into better classes.

When it comes down to it, epic rankings/relevance can go a number of ways depending on how you're measuring it and what era you're talking about. Kunark+ is what I was looking at, like the entire life of the game.
 

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The guy running the convenience store in question was a white dude with a beard. Do you even Clerks?



If we're really getting down to brass tacks here, no DPS are necessary for winning fights. If you have enough warriors to cycle Defensive, enough healers to keep them up without running OOM, and enough Bards to play resist songs, you'll eventually win any fight in the early game.

However put a bunch of epic Monks in there and you need a lot less of the above because the mob dies before you'd need to cycle all those Defensives. That said, that isn't why I rate monks highly. I'm not thinking about PVE there. A lot of my class judgments are from the perspective of being able to outpace competing guilds and win DPS races. I've never played any TLP where there wasn't head to head DPS racing over open world, it's been competition every time out.

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It's all about the parse because without those Monks (or here it'd more "without those SKs") you don't even get the loot.

When you're down to PVE instances in later expansions, the parse is pretty much just an irrelevant e-peen contest enjoyed by parse enthusiasts but not critical to winning, outside of fights with burn calls where things go to hell if you fail. And skipping raid mechanics entirely, of course.



Good point about the Necro epic, at least, it's worth doing for a long time just as a requirement to get a 2.0.

"Druid class is useless" zowie. Always saw Druid as the FF1 Red Mage of EQ: Really OP during the leveling game, can do a little of everything, then kinda bad in the endgame compared to more specialized classes. Except when it isn't. Necro used to be like that too back in 2000. Easy time getting to max level, no use once they're there except to pump mana into better classes.

When it comes down to it, epic rankings/relevance can go a number of ways depending on how you're measuring it and what era you're talking about. Kunark+ is what I was looking at, like the entire life of the game.
The word other, sir. Other.
 
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He’s in the Euro guilds. It’s Twizzle from the official discord.
Oh, so basically still an unknown to me. I think one or two Euro guilds did decent after PoP with some 2nd/3rd place clears on Teek, but nothing noteworthy in my mind.

I think I posted on the official discord like three times to shit on Atabishi only or something.
 

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The guy running the convenience store in question was a white dude with a beard. Do you even Clerks?



If we're really getting down to brass tacks here, no DPS are necessary for winning fights. If you have enough warriors to cycle Defensive, enough healers to keep them up without running OOM, and enough Bards to play resist songs, you'll eventually win any fight in the early game.

However put a bunch of epic Monks in there and you need a lot less of the above because the mob dies before you'd need to cycle all those Defensives. That said, that isn't why I rate monks highly. I'm not thinking about PVE there. A lot of my class judgments are from the perspective of being able to outpace competing guilds and win DPS races. I've never played any TLP where there wasn't head to head DPS racing over open world, it's been competition every time out.

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It's all about the parse because without those Monks (or here it'd more "without those SKs") you don't even get the loot.

When you're down to PVE instances in later expansions, the parse is pretty much just an irrelevant e-peen contest enjoyed by parse enthusiasts but not critical to winning, outside of fights with burn calls where things go to hell if you fail. And skipping raid mechanics entirely, of course.



Good point about the Necro epic, at least, it's worth doing for a long time just as a requirement to get a 2.0.

"Druid class is useless" zowie. Always saw Druid as the FF1 Red Mage of EQ: Really OP during the leveling game, can do a little of everything, then kinda bad in the endgame compared to more specialized classes. Except when it isn't. Necro used to be like that too back in 2000. Easy time getting to max level, no use once they're there except to pump mana into better classes.

When it comes down to it, epic rankings/relevance can go a number of ways depending on how you're measuring it and what era you're talking about. Kunark+ is what I was looking at, like the entire life of the game.
read this post until i got to "epic monks" and then laughed because that era of tlp is over.

still find it amusing that a weapon that drops in kurns tower now outpreforms epic lolololol
 

Cynical

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all hot woodelf chicks are men now though :/
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Makes a great drinking game, everytime someone asks "...was a dude?" or defends/argues reality, take a shot. I'd recommend a bucket to mediate alcohol poisoning. This went on for years. I don't think most folks would have actually given a shit, if dude didn't go so batshit about it.

The pedo shit was bad back then, I can't say the dude didn't make a big difference. My first daughter was a toddler during those early years, I recall taking a lot of angry breaks from the site, the obssesion with that little girl from Harry Potter was some fucked up shit that went on for years. "lol just jokes bros" Yeah flaying you, and rolling you around in salt and diesel pretty fucking funny too, "bros"

This forum was something else back then, fuck I miss it in some ways. It's not exactly a lie/joke to call this place one of the oldest trans... err, wood elf support forums on the internet either.

Speaking of going batshit, the current mod/admin crew is waaay past expiry, getting kinda worried here boys.
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Kebabman

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Note Millie

Makes a great drinking game, everytime someone asks "...was a dude?" or defends/argues reality, take a shot. I'd recommend a bucket to mediate alcohol poisoning. This went on for years. I don't think most folks would have actually given a shit, if dude didn't go so batshit about it.

The pedo shit was bad back then, I can't say the dude didn't make a big difference. My first daughter was a toddler during those early years, I recall taking a lot of angry breaks from the site, the obssesion with that little girl from Harry Potter was some fucked up shit that went on for years. "lol just jokes bros" Yeah flaying you, and rolling you around in salt and diesel pretty fucking funny too, "bros"

This forum was something else back then, fuck I miss it in some ways. It's not exactly a lie/joke to call this place one of the oldest trans... err, wood elf support forums on the internet either.

Speaking of going batshit, the current mod/admin crew is waaay past expiry, getting kinda worried here boys.
true detective mel GIF
you sound like the type of person to write essays in discord, ive been there, its not worth it
 

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Hatorade Hatorade with the quote of the century there


You wanted Zehn banned, by far one of the better people/posters on here. You have spent your entire FOH board career convincing the new and ignorant that you are really a women. It was a good joke but fuck man you took to a level that is just mentally ill. I would be depressed too if I spent 6 years pretending I had a vagina to the horny sea of idiots.

I feel bad for every mod on here that is now stuck cleaning up your abuse of power. If any mod feels this post will only cause them more grief then delete this post.

Oh and IBTR.