Bard was spaz as shit, melody does a lot to fix that. On the flip side, it also makes you much more likely to be incompetent at bard in difficult situations down the road, not that you are ever presented with many without looking for them in EQ. Melody is basically a powered scooter for EQ. Comit to using that and saying you're too disabled for anything else, and you're set.
I'd say go rogue. If there's any class with very low expectations, its rogue. Rangers are sometimes expected to do shit, like pull or eat DTs. Nobody expects a rogue to pull (though they can do the job with throw.)
All you gotta say, is that you're new to rogue and don't know the kill order.
I remember on EQ Mac they made us wizards MA. They were cutting into my Deep Space Nine time!
Dude asks what to play that's low effort and can contribute to a group and people still posting shit about how he can scam a group into letting him do nothing.
I mean the non troll ez answer is 100% mage. Anyone else trying to rationalize something outside of a niche situation (afk bard allowed in group) is just wrong.
Uhh excuse me, I take this personally. Afk 5 mins, gonna smoke rq. BRB.
