Fantastic Four

Zhaun_sl · Feb 13, 2014

I thought the already cast a black chick as Sue Storm.

Arakkis · Feb 13, 2014

You know, a female Thing would work really well. I never felt sympathy for Ben Grimm because I've seen some ugly motherfuckers pull some really hot trim. A hot woman that turns into a giant rock creature? Yeah that would be a bigger psychological blow.

Zhaun_sl · Feb 13, 2014

Arakkis_sl said:
You know, a female Thing would work really well. I never felt sympathy for Ben Grimm because I've seen some ugly motherfuckers pull some really hot trim. A hot woman that turns into a giant rock creature? Yeah that would be a bigger psychological blow.

A previous Ms. Marvel (Sharon Ventura) had this happen to her:

Grimmlokk · Feb 13, 2014

I'd hit that like the Hulk.

Scyfi · Feb 13, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
I'd hit that like the Hulk.

You would have to be the hulk to hit it.

Arakkis · Feb 14, 2014

Could SheThing survive a shot of super cum from Superman?

Malakriss · Feb 14, 2014

The world survives every time he gets explosive diarrhea from that ill advised lunch choice. So no reason to assume not.

j00t · Feb 14, 2014

invalid. Superman has Superbowels capable of handling any spices earth could create with ease.

Warrik · Feb 14, 2014

A three page thread of speculation without a single link to confirm anything?

Arakkis · Feb 15, 2014

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud the jump form cum to shit in one post.

Chukzombi · Feb 15, 2014

cant wait to see a black human torch, the joke possibilities are limitless. marvel will never get this franchise right.

meStevo · Feb 15, 2014

Marvel would make an amazing FF movie. Fox on the other hand...

Dioblaire · Feb 18, 2014

Maester Chuk_sl said:
cant wait to see a black human torch, the joke possibilities are limitless.marvel will never get this franchise right.

meStevo_sl said:
Marvel would make an amazing FF movie. Fox on the other hand...

Seriously, how did you not know that Marvel doesn't have the rights to FF? That has been a point of discussion when it comes to these horrible movies for years now -.-

Gavinmad · Feb 18, 2014

It's Astr0, what did you expect, an intelligent post?

Thorpe · Feb 20, 2014

?Fantastic Four? Cast Revealed

Miles Teller, Kate Mara and Jamie Bell will join Michael B. Jordan in the latest installment in the comicbook franchise.

Mara recently closed a deal to play play Sue Storm/The Invisible Woman. While no offer is out yet, Bell is expected to be tapped to play Ben Grimm/The Thing. Teller has an offer to play Reid Richards/Mr. Fantastic, but deal points are a little further away from being completed.

PatrickStar · Feb 20, 2014

Do you guys ever think every time DC/Warner Bros and Fox makes an announcement on one of their movies the Marvel Execs are high fiving each other and calling in high priced hookers with bags of blow?

felldoh · Feb 20, 2014

I assume that's just a regular day for a Marvel Exec.

Cinge · Feb 20, 2014

How are they going to do the brother/sister..

Homsar · Feb 20, 2014

PatrickStar_sl said:
Do you guys ever think every time DC/Warner Bros and Fox makes an announcement on one of their movies the Marvel Execs are high fiving each other and calling in high priced hookers with bags of blow?

im confused, are you saying DC has a ton of flops? Beside GL theyve profited on everything and are awesome with shows/animated movies

Chukzombi · Feb 20, 2014

dioblaire_sl said:
Seriously, how did you not know that Marvel doesn't have the rights to FF? That has been a point of discussion when it comes to these horrible movies for years now -.-

sorry, my nerd isnt as strong as yours, i thought fantastic four were marvel characters.

Fantastic Four

shitlord

N00b

shitlord

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

N00b

N00b

Golden Baronet of the Realm

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Potato del Grande

N00b

Millie's Staff Member

I think your wife's a bigfoot gus.

And now my Watch has ended...

Mr. Poopybutthole

Lord Nagafen Raider

Trakanon Raider

Bronze Knight of the Realm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Millie's Staff Member