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Board meeting:
exec1: Ok we have to change up the FF to get, we tried by getting that hot girl from "Honey" and no one cared she wasn't a blond bimbo bitch cuz she was hot.
exec2: Let's make one of them black!
exect1: Why?
exec2: What's the opposite of white? black!
exec1: Sure why not, no one else has any good ideas.
exec2: But it can't be the nerdy one, cuz no one will believe the smart nerdy guy is black, and we can't have the big guy be black cuz we want to avoid the whole "black rhoid rage" thing and we can't have a black invisible girl cuz black girls in comic book movies are bad for business, like halle berry.
exec1: So the that only leaves the white brother of the white sister is going to be magically black, the guy whose powers is to turn everything into black char, is now black? why?
exec2: Why not?
exec1: Good enough! ok, next, what are the kids doing these days?
exec2: They blog!
exec1: What's blog?
exec2: I don't know, but that's when kids write mean stuff about our movies on the internet.
exec1: That is evil! let's use that, how do we show his "POWERS"
exec2: We give him a loud keyboard and call him a hacker/programmer/blogger, and when he types fast, that's his powers!
exec1: That works!, he needs a screen name
exec2: DoMo Arigato! this way our audience will believe that the villian is from that evil japanese corporation that makes spiderman movies
exec1: But what's his real name?
exec2: DOOM!!!
exec2: DOOM of Latveria.blogspot.tumblr.com
exec1: Ok we have to change up the FF to get, we tried by getting that hot girl from "Honey" and no one cared she wasn't a blond bimbo bitch cuz she was hot.
exec2: Let's make one of them black!
exect1: Why?
exec2: What's the opposite of white? black!
exec1: Sure why not, no one else has any good ideas.
exec2: But it can't be the nerdy one, cuz no one will believe the smart nerdy guy is black, and we can't have the big guy be black cuz we want to avoid the whole "black rhoid rage" thing and we can't have a black invisible girl cuz black girls in comic book movies are bad for business, like halle berry.
exec1: So the that only leaves the white brother of the white sister is going to be magically black, the guy whose powers is to turn everything into black char, is now black? why?
exec2: Why not?
exec1: Good enough! ok, next, what are the kids doing these days?
exec2: They blog!
exec1: What's blog?
exec2: I don't know, but that's when kids write mean stuff about our movies on the internet.
exec1: That is evil! let's use that, how do we show his "POWERS"
exec2: We give him a loud keyboard and call him a hacker/programmer/blogger, and when he types fast, that's his powers!
exec1: That works!, he needs a screen name
exec2: DoMo Arigato! this way our audience will believe that the villian is from that evil japanese corporation that makes spiderman movies
exec1: But what's his real name?
exec2: DOOM!!!
exec2: DOOM of Latveria.blogspot.tumblr.com
