Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles

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I’ve always wondered why Square games pick up the odd SJW thing here and there. Then you realize that their current PM is getting buddy buddy with the Soros people and they’re probably aiming to extinct themselves as a race and/or country for Africans soon.
 

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I’ve always wondered why Square games pick up the odd SJW thing here and there. Then you realize that their current PM is getting buddy buddy with the Soros people and they’re probably aiming to extinct themselves as a race and/or country for Africans soon.
Not that some of it doesn't occasionally come from Japan itself (judging from the recent big Nintendo/Game Freak leak the next mainline pokemon game is suddenly cranking it to 11) but the majority of it is dishonest translations from wokealizers who need to be shot in the back of the head and left in a ditch to rot.
 
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Not that some of it doesn't occasionally come from Japan itself (judging from the recent big Nintendo/Game Freak leak the next mainline pokemon game is suddenly cranking it to 11) but the majority of it is dishonest translations from wokealizers who need to be shot in the back of the head and left in a ditch to rot.

I grew up in the 90's so I'm no stranger to extremely poor translations of RPGs (usually by accident, lawl). The last US JRPG I have left to play is Breath of Fire 2 and I have to choose between the re-translation patch or playing it in its original stupendously bad SNES translation.

Not surprised about Pokemon. Pokemon Gen 9 (Scarlet/Violet) already had that dial cranked up with the character models. They're mostly androgynous and wearing gender-neutral outfits. Which if you know Pokemon, you know the women in Gen 1-8 sure as hell didn't dress androgynously. From Nessa to Misty and every Lass in-between. In Gen 9 it's nearly impossible to make an attractive female character.

One friend of mine who was a full-on dyed in the wool lesbian told me she realized her gayness when she was like 12 (...in 2005) and playing the Pokemon series and realized she found the female characters and their outfits far more attractive than the males.

Many gens later...not the case anymore.

I’ve always wondered why Square games pick up the odd SJW thing here and there. Then you realize that their current PM is getting buddy buddy with the Soros people and they’re probably aiming to extinct themselves as a race and/or country for Africans soon.

I can't imagine Japan ever opening their borders or going extinct.

Matter of fact it's pretty much the last fuckin' place I can imagine doing that. Japan has centuries of history of repelling invaders, holding outsiders to absurd standards, and keeping their historical identity.

Hell they fought off the goddamn Mongol Empire and how many people can say they pulled that off? (The giant moat helped, also the natural advantage England rolled at the character creation screen)
 

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I can't imagine Japan ever opening their borders or going extinct.

Matter of fact it's pretty much the last fuckin' place I can imagine doing that. Japan has centuries of history of repelling invaders, holding outsiders to absurd standards, and keeping their historical identity.
You don’t need to imagine it because it’s now happening.
 
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You may not have noticed all the gdp they imported behind all the mosques. Maybe the howls and robberies distracted. The comunist politicians may have kept you preoccupied
 
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Tactician doesn’t seem to hard

they left the most powerful ability in the game completely unerfed

E.g. Focus, or any passive that self buffs and lets you skill up without threat - don’t even have to grind it out in random battles just do it during the story missions

the crystals giving you multiple skills is a good change, offers the option of recycling characters when you pick up story ones, there needs to be a quicker method to get the corpses to poof though

they fucked up the death sounds!
 
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You may not have noticed all the gdp they imported behind all the mosques. Maybe the howls and robberies distracted. The comunist politicians may have kept you preoccupied

Last communist politician I heard about Japan having was the one that got run through with a sword in 1960, ending his run at high office.

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Agrias was shit as the game goes on in the original, too. Her stat growth just doesn't apply well to the Holy Knight job. At least not without some messing with it/itemization.
 

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Zaland Fort City has probably my favorite music track in the game (and that's saying a LOT, with this OST). It's so good. It only plays 2 other times in the whole game. One is the cutscene where Zalbag chases off the Corpse Brigade in Chapter 1, and the last time is when you fight Wiegraf in the vaults (right before he stumbles out and sells his soul to Belias). That fight tends to be really short since Wiegraf runs right up to your party on round 1, so I really only get to hear this track at the Zaland battle. Underutilized song.
 

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Agrias is fine, she's just a rare example of a well balanced unique character in FFT. Meliadoul is op and Orlandu is so broken that I've done playthroughs where I leave him on the bench just to see what the difficulty is like without him utterly trivializing fights.
 
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Bench all named characters!
You can replace Mustaido with a Chemist/knight , chemists get innate treasure find, you can pop teleport on them - just need low Bravery

Agrias I never used in then original, so I am gonna make her work, she’s actually more work to get functional than my Ninja/brawler assassins, so this is the harder route anyway, to slow my steam roller down. On that note I’m avoiding Math hijinks until Act 4 Reis because it sounds like nerfed or not they are still completey broken

I think it will take less time for Ramza to get move+3 than port, and you guys are saying port got nerfed, so I’m swooping in for bard…having trouble deciding Ramza’s secondary for this run, strongly considering Iaido, but maybe I can make Bard work…it’s really hard to ignore Ninja/brawler single target murder machine or BM/Math mass genocide machine late game

Cid? I mean, I would feel dirty not bringing Cid, it’s the best incarnation of Cid in any FF
 

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You can replace Mustaido with a Chemist/knight , chemists get innate treasure find, you can pop teleport on them - just need low Bravery
this is what i use on one of my generics, with a glacial gun and increased magic damage, she hits pretty hard while also being able to just debuff everyone from 8 blocks away or w/e the gun distance is lol
 
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this is what i use on one of my generics, with a glacial gun and increased magic damage, she hits pretty hard while also being able to just debuff everyone from 8 blocks away or w/e the gun distance is lol
It’s probably the best CC / healer support in the game outside Orlandu’s son, who you can’t recruit

only thing it lacks is brave debuff which you’ll want for stealing shit, but no reason to run a thief outside of specific battles so just gotta build that in
 
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