Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

Valorath

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Damn Chris. As much as you go on about XIV and the storytelling and all that, and you skipped the best side quest chain there is!
 
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Chris

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Valorath said:
Damn Chris. As much as you go on about XIV and the storytelling and all that, and you skipped the best side quest chain there is!
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My play experience has been something like skip-skip-skip-Shiva-Heavensward-skip-Yotsutu-skip-skip-Emet Selch-skip-Endwalker.

I've only actually played two complete expansions, this game is awful lmao.
 
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Rali

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Once again, proving what a fucking retarded cunt you are. Getting started early on your Asshat nomination this year I see!
 
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Malakriss

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That's like fast forwarding through all of the action scenes in John Wick then calling the movie shit.
 
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Chinaman889

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The whole Manderville quest line is absolutely hilarious. None of that shit would fly in a Western-made MMO. Bless the Japanese and their standards.
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Totally agree, you're missing some really stupid funny shit. Speaking of standards - I couldn't believe they put in this minion description for:

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Supposedly Far Eastern raccoon dogs are nothing like the raccoons of Eorzea, shunning a life of rifling through garbage for one of transmogrificati...
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"Summon your Bom Boko minion. An adorable raccoon dog pup with a big heart and even bigger testicles."
 
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Chris

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Malakriss said:
That's like fast forwarding through all of the action scenes in John Wick then calling the movie shit.
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It's like skipping the dialouge scenes in John Wick, then saying that the action scenes are amazing but you skipped the dialouge scenes.
 
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Chris

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You missed out on rubbing hildibrand down with oil.
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Yeah I saw all that.

I watched the whole Endwalker quest if it makes people feel better, pure lunacy wtf, I don't know where to start lmao.
 
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Chris said:
Yeah I saw all that.

I watched the whole Endwalker quest if it makes people feel better, pure lunacy wtf, I don't know where to start lmao.
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Yea. Its meant to be a developer play ground to fuck with animation and assets. Its wild shit
 
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Cybsled

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Some of that carried over into MSQ. If you compare animation and facial expressions now vs in years past, it is night and day difference
 
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Some of that carried over into MSQ. If you compare animation and facial expressions now vs in years past, it is night and day difference
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Wasn't there something about them figuring out how to make characters cry via that questline?
 
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You would cry too if an old man In a diaper piledrived you from space
 
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GuardianX

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I dunno, maybe if you watched the cutscenes you'd know which patch they decided to implement that!
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Does Chris actually play FFXIV? i know i'm getting a 1 sided convo but from all the quote replies I see people doing it seems like he just posts here and doesn't even play, LOL.
 
Chinaman889

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Does Chris actually play FFXIV? i know i'm getting a 1 sided convo but from all the quote replies I see people doing it seems like he just posts here and doesn't even play, LOL.
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He does. He joined the FOH guild on Gilgamesh.

Speaking of which - come join us if you're interested in playing this game!
 
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He does. He joined the FOH guild on Gilgamesh.

Speaking of which - come join us if you're interested in playing this game!
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I may, i have been playing on...I wanna say leviathan. I never pay attention to the server name anymore.
 
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