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Don't worry, the pleasure you will get from that 12" black dong with extra veins will make up for the guilt.I want to buy myself something for my birthday but I feel guilty. :/
Don't worry, the pleasure you will get from that 12" black dong with extra veins will make up for the guilt.I want to buy myself something for my birthday but I feel guilty. :/
This is your problem.A while back I finally put a virus scanner on my phone.
Yea, never been inspired to do that, I just don't install stupid shit.This is your problem.
Unless you're sideloading apps from sketchy app stores or downloading pirated paid apps, phone antiviruses are just a drain on the phone. This is for android, I have no idea how risky it is for jailbroken iphones.Yea, never been inspired to do that, I just don't install stupid shit.
saltWhen I picked up my drink, the coaster stuck to its bottom and now I have to bend over and pick it up - to make it worse, I was sitting comfortably otherwise
Smart Man. Salt at home not necessarily easy. But, every time you're at a restaurant, don't forget.salt
I drink close to 3 gallons a day, mostly since I work outside, in Florida. I know the feeling.This isn't really a first world problem, but I wish I could put a flowmeter on my dick. I've been drinking a gallon of water a day for a couple weeks now, and I swear I'm pissing significantly more than a gallon a day.
I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had to do that for a doctor knows what a pain it is), but I might wind up measuring one to get a flowrate and do some guesstimating.
When I picked up my drink, the coaster stuck to its bottom and now I have to bend over and pick it up - to make it worse, I was sitting comfortably otherwise
I'm beginning to notice a pattern. But you do yoga so it can't be a flexibility issue.Sit on the couch only to find the pillows/blankets aren't in their usual places/out of reach