First World Problems

Fadaar · Nov 4, 2016

Guurn said:
The wife bought this crazy wide toilet paper. Not only does a corner hit the water when I try to use it, if I use what seems like a normal amount I poke a finger through it. I'm considering just throwing the lot out. It's so bad that I'd prefer that sandpaper crap you get in Europe.

Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?

Brikker · Nov 4, 2016

...do you?

Haus · Nov 4, 2016

Looking for a new car and sit in a Cadillac ATS and don't like it cause it doesn't feel Cadillac-y enough.

TrollfaceDeux · Nov 4, 2016

Haus said:
Looking for a new car and sit in a Cadillac ATS and don't like it cause it doesn't feel Cadillac-y enough.

get in buick

Leadsalad · Nov 5, 2016

Did all the used Cateras end up as trade ins during cash for clunkers?

TrollfaceDeux · Nov 5, 2016

Leadsalad said:
Did all the used Cateras end up as trade ins during cash for clunkers?

Yearly American sales[edit]
Calendar Year Total sales
1997 1,676
1998 25,411
1999[2] 15,068
2000[2] 17,290
2001[3] 9,764

so nobody bought them

Gutterflesh · Nov 5, 2016

Fadaar said:
Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?

I do...but only so I can look down and marvel at my creation.

jooka · Nov 10, 2016

Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.

Burren · Nov 11, 2016

jooka said:
Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.

When someone talks about a sports game and uses the city for one team and their team name/brand for the other. Bro, it's Ravens/Browns or it's Baltimore/Cleveland.

Brad2770 · Nov 17, 2016

Local radio station that I have listened to for over twenty years was canned and turned into a fucking Christmas music station (for now).

IHeartMedia pushes 102.1 ‘The Edge' off a cliff — maybe

Conefed · Nov 18, 2016

On the grocery list I put, "large tub of mayo"
She gets me a squeeze bottle.
I send her back.
She gets me Miracle Whip.

TheRealMikey · Nov 18, 2016

I have to bid my job out this month, and a competitor is bidding against me. I have to gamble whether or not to lower my rate to $150k to ensure keeping the contract, or stay at $160 and hope they don't know my rate, or raise to $170 and hope they're WAY out of touch. Sigh.

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 18, 2016

Conefed said:
On the grocery list I put, "large tub of mayo"
She gets me a squeeze bottle.
I send her back.
She gets me Miracle Whip.

Need help burying the body?

Borzak · Nov 18, 2016

Conefed said:
On the grocery list I put, "large tub of mayo"
She gets me a squeeze bottle.
I send her back.
She gets me Miracle Whip.

Next post is

"had to do my own shipping today, sucks"

Aldarion · Nov 18, 2016

Fadaar said:
Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?

WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?

Fadaar · Nov 18, 2016

I don't really have that problem. Been doing it my whole life and still able to wipe my cornhole squeaky clean.

Regime · Nov 18, 2016

Reading about asswiping while on the toilet.

Malakriss · Nov 18, 2016

Ordered a medium pizza but Wegmans made it a large. Don't mind the leftovers but their larges are 18" and the box doesn't fit in a side-by-side style fridge.

Regime · Nov 18, 2016

Malakriss said:
Ordered a medium pizza but Wegmans made it a large. Don't mind the leftovers but their larges are 18" and the box doesn't fit in a side-by-side style fridge.

LOL + 1

Wegmans Rules

Conefed · Nov 18, 2016

Aldarion said:
WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?

Funny is, I didn't even know sitting down wiping was a thing.
Asscheeks closing does make sense of tp getting snatched away sometimes. I fucking hate wiping sometimes b/c of this - babywipes all the way - one and done.
But if none avail, I Capt. Morgan the toilet.

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