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Fadaar

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Guurn said:
The wife bought this crazy wide toilet paper. Not only does a corner hit the water when I try to use it, if I use what seems like a normal amount I poke a finger through it. I'm considering just throwing the lot out. It's so bad that I'd prefer that sandpaper crap you get in Europe.
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Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?
 
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Haus

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Looking for a new car and sit in a Cadillac ATS and don't like it cause it doesn't feel Cadillac-y enough.
 
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jooka

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Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.
 
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Burren

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jooka said:
Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.
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When someone talks about a sports game and uses the city for one team and their team name/brand for the other. Bro, it's Ravens/Browns or it's Baltimore/Cleveland.
 
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Conefed

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On the grocery list I put, "large tub of mayo"
She gets me a squeeze bottle.
I send her back.
She gets me Miracle Whip.
 
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I have to bid my job out this month, and a competitor is bidding against me. I have to gamble whether or not to lower my rate to $150k to ensure keeping the contract, or stay at $160 and hope they don't know my rate, or raise to $170 and hope they're WAY out of touch. Sigh.
 
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Aldarion

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Fadaar said:
Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?
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WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?
 
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Fadaar

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I don't really have that problem. Been doing it my whole life and still able to wipe my cornhole squeaky clean.
 
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Malakriss

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Ordered a medium pizza but Wegmans made it a large. Don't mind the leftovers but their larges are 18" and the box doesn't fit in a side-by-side style fridge.
 
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Conefed

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Aldarion said:
WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?
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Funny is, I didn't even know sitting down wiping was a thing.
Asscheeks closing does make sense of tp getting snatched away sometimes. I fucking hate wiping sometimes b/c of this - babywipes all the way - one and done.
But if none avail, I Capt. Morgan the toilet.
 
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