First World Problems

I level up so fast in Dota 2 due to compendium bonuses that I keep forgetting to open the present every 5 levels

They're sold out of the bigger jars of Duke's so I had to get a smaller jar.

I need to tell a friend something, and he's not on facebook, doesn't do email, and doesn't text. I actually have to call him and talk to him.

I may just sacrifice the friendship instead.

Went to bed at 5am after playing Diablo 3 all night. Woke up at 10am

A customer at my job today tipped me with a bottle of beer. It wasn't cold enough.

Can't decide what game to play. Steam library is too large. Fuck my life.

Having a hard time streaming the replay of the Tour de France.

I should probably end my life.

I had to debone the salmon fillets I bought tonight...

elcaro1101.2_sl said:

I had to debone the salmon fillets I bought tonight...

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Why? If you don't overcook the salmon the meat flakes right off.

Etwynn_sl said:

Why? If you don't overcook the salmon the meat flakes right off.

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The meat flakes right off with what feel like cat whiskers in every bite. No fun picking those out all meal when it takes two minutes at the start while you can get them all at the same time.

Sometimes, because my basic continued survival is a given and my relatives are well off enough that if something bad happened to me they'd help me out, I feel like life is meaningless.

Dabamf_sl said:

Sometimes, because my basic continued survival is a given and my relatives are well off enough that if something bad happened to me they'd help me out, I feel like life is meaningless.

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Life is a sandbox game, you make your own meaning until the server crashes. Now that everything is all set you can impress noobs at the gate or farm in just a brest plate and no pants or build a house shaped like a dick.

elcaro1101.2_sl said:

The meat flakes right off with what feel like cat whiskers in every bite. No fun picking those out all meal when it takes two minutes at the start while you can get them all at the same time.

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Meat flakes right off those disgusting pin bones that you can stick in your throat causing you to choke and die!

Yea, death too.

So, by removing the bones, you're removing death? Is this universally true? Should I debone myself?

I was walking along the sea wall at the beach where I live, and a guy gave me a handful of medical marijuana. I didn't have anything but my pocket to put it in.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

So, by removing the bones, you're removing death? Is this universally true? Should I debone myself?

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Yes, post pictures of results please.

Ran out of Post-Its, went write it down to remember to pick some more up.