First World Problems

Sutekh_sl said:

Yes, post pictures of results please.

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Dude, how will I type with no bones?

Think ahead, man.

Gnomedolf_sl said:

Use your nose. It's just cartilage.

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Perhaps my erection? It's just blood flow. Gnomedolf, please post some hot pics of yourself.

I once typed with the tip of my penis and the shaft of a Malaysian man's. We agreed to never discuss it again until this thread. The end. AIDS

Dabamf_sl said:

I once typed with the tip of my penis and the shaft of a Malaysian man's. We agreed to never discuss it again until this thread. The end. AIDS

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I believe you.

My wife wants to have sex and I already jerked off. So now she's mad while I sit here and play D3.

There's a market down the street from my place that has a ton of ready-made food, I'm slowly gaining weight picking some up every day walking home from work.

Sparko_sl said:

My wife wants to have sex and I already jerked off. So now she's mad while I sit here and play D3.

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Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?

Aamry_sl said:

Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?

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And was your tongue broken or what?

Twilight Sparkle_sl said:

And was your tongue broken or what?

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Look at this Wakandan with his holier than thou attitude. Sometimes you just don't wanna fuck.

Is your wife the girl in your Avatar???



BTW: I know who Sasha Grey is.

Sutekh_sl said:

Look at this Wakandan with his holier than thou attitude. Sometimes you just don't wanna fuck.

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Pretty much sums it up.

I was at a concert and wanted to take some pictures with my smart phone but I was double fisting beers.

I'm having a hard time streaming the Tour de France on my iPad.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

I'm having a hard time streaming the Tour de France on my iPad.

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Does anyone win that without cheating?

Sparko_sl said:

Does anyone win that without cheating?

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No, but you get to watch guys in bike shorts for a couple weeks.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

No, but you get to watch guys in bike shorts for a couple weeks.

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Tour de Pants?

Lejina_sl said:

Is it really cheating if they are all cheating?

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Plus its no different than any professional level sports. Just in cycling and baseball its made out to be theend of the fucking worldfor some reason and other sports the media and fans are like, meh whatever, out of sight out of mind. Probably because both sports are like a century old and driven primarily by tradition and some imaginary code of honor, at least in the minds of everyone but the athletes.

I bought two packages of turkey instead of turkey and ham.

And I keep thinking a second cup of coffee is a good idea, and then spend the rest of the work day looking for opportunities to fart.