First World Problems

Lejina_sl said:

But, corporations are people too!

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literally

My son didn't replace the blue toilet pill this month. I docked him 2 bucks from his allowance.

When I heard there was a show called Naked & Afraid I thought it would be on Cinemax with vastly different plot scenes.

Hbo's new show The Leftovers doesn't show any tits.

We had too many leftovers to just throw away so I had to use saran wrap to cover the plates. It kept folding on itself and becoming useless before I could wrap the food up. Then when I finally got it it wouldn't even stay tight. It literally took like an extra 2 minutes to clean up supper. The. Worst.

j00t_sl said:

We had too many leftovers to just throw away so I had to use saran wrap to cover the plates. It kept folding on itself and becoming useless before I could wrap the food up. Then when I finally got it it wouldn't even stay tight. It literally took like an extra 2 minutes to clean up supper. The. Worst.

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They were all dirty!!! Plus it was a cake so it was easier to keep it in the baking thing that we made it in.

j00t_sl said:

We had too many leftovers to just throw away so I had to use saran wrap to cover the plates. It kept folding on itself and becoming useless before I could wrap the food up. Then when I finally got it it wouldn't even stay tight. It literally took like an extra 2 minutes to clean up supper. The. Worst.

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Jesus christ you're helpless.

Most of my 6-8 minute commute to work is done at well below the speed limit for no real reason. People just drive slow at 10am. Actually driving 55 makes me look like a goddamn maniac.

Oh, and my drive home is perfectly synced with cops blocking the road to let the school buses out. That's like an extra two minutes sometimes.

Vvoid_sl said:

Pointing out the biggest First World Problem right here!

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My work commute is the worst, I have to leave my bad and walk down the hall way to my office. Some days I just can't handle it.

Sutekh_sl said:

Jesus christ you're helpless.

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I know. I finally just told my wife to do it

Being offered a promotion. But having to probably move to Chicago. Decisions. Way too damn cold there, vs ~20k increase in pay. FWP for sure.

Ancallagon_sl said:

Being offered a promotion. But having to probably move to Chicago. Decisions. Way too damn cold there, vs ~20k increase in pay. FWP for sure.

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Seriously? You're in Cincinnati and an average temp of 6 degrees lower in winter months is too damn cold?

I've lived in Cincinnati for 2 winters now. After having lived in Phoenix, AZ, for 27 years. I damn near died this last winter from the cold/snow/bullshitwintermonthsshit. Chicago will destroy my soul. So yeah, it's absolutely something to debate.

Chicago is an awesome city. If you're going to be cold, might as well be somewhere good.

I'm not far from Chicago, and I spend a lot of time in Chicago, and it's a fantastic part of the country in which to live. Especially this time of year. Here's my first world problem: I have so much fresh picked fruit, it doesn't all fit in my freezer, so I have to bake pies and crumbles and such to eat right now, rather than save them for winter.

Just came back from awesome sushi dinner. Now my wife and I are too full to bone.

You can't buy fresh fruit year round at your grocery store? Sounds like a third world problem to me