FOH Shower Thoughts

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So if you had an exact clone (memories, experience etc) and you fuck that clone are you gay or are you masturbating?
Gay as fuck. I don't masturbate by fucking dudes in the ass, regardless of who they are. Do you?
 
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pharmakos

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So if you had an exact clone (memories, experience etc) and you fuck that clone are you gay or are you masturbating?

Gay as fuck. I don't masturbate by fucking dudes in the ass, regardless of who they are. Do you?

What if you and your clones circle jerk each other? Seems no more gay than sitting on your hand til it goes numb and jerking with it for the old The Stranger technique.
 
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Xarpolis

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Also, why are a lot of these shower thoughts the same as hack comedian jokes for painfully obvious stuff.

"Did you ever notice that you park on a driveway and drive on the parkway?"
 
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Also, why are a lot of these shower thoughts the same as hack comedian jokes for painfully obvious stuff.

"Did you ever notice that you park on a driveway and drive on the parkway?"

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The person who originally came up with the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." was probably a pretty sick fucker.
 
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Julian The Apostate

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Rock and roll started in the 50’s and peaked in the mid 60’s and early 70’s. Rock and roll continues on but will never be as good as it was in its peak and continues to decline as its get further from is blues origins.

Rap started in the 80’s and peaked in the mid 90’s and early 2000’s. Rap continues on but will never be as good as it was at its peak and continues to decline as it gets further from its R&B origins.
 
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Julian The Apostate

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Anti-gay marriage crowd really pisses me off. If you want to really punish gay people encourage them to get married and experience that hell for themselves.
 
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Anti-gay marriage crowd really pisses me off. If you want to really punish gay people encourage them to get married and experience that hell for themselves.
if a buff gay couple start a fight, is that domestic violence or assault n battery?
 
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Hoss

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It's domestic violence. Your shower thoughts are developmentally challenged.

BTW, I have tons of shower thoughts but I always forget them while I'm drying off. Someday I need to get a waterproof pad in there.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Since most people are buried in their finest clothes, a zombie apocalypse would be quite a formal affair.
 
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Hoss

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What's it called when you cum in a girl's eye. I totally wanna do that to lanx's latest avatar.
 

Hoss

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This time they would be on the American side though, wouldn't they?

Come to think of it, I guess it's pretty much a coin flip at this point.