- 17,542
- 8,568
Cremation chambers are full of hot spots. And if you're cooking a fatty, just think of the flare ups! No way a bone-in, irregularly-shaped, 6 inch thick human roast is cooking uniformly in that environment.
FOH Shower Thoughts
- Thread starter Aaron
- Start date
- 55,094
- 280,606
You make a good point. However, I believe excluding internal organs you could achieve a crispy skin and medium rare muscles. More problematic in areas like the quads, but the ribs could be fabulous.
- 3,956
- 7,455
Attended a funeral of a childhood friend of my moms. She was cremated. We're at the funeral home that turns out one of my distant cousins owned. He sees us and comes over. Starts telling us about this new oven they have that really gets the bones down to ash etc. We had to remind him we were there for a funeral. Weird day.
- 1
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
- 29,649
- 22,052
No. You slow cook ribs. If you're cooking an entire pig at once you also slow cook that. So you would definitely want to slow cook a human if you intended to eat it.
- 55,094
- 280,606
Flash fry thigh?
this is pretty high on the list of things I didn’t think I’d be discussing.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
- 29,649
- 22,052
You only flash fry small pieces of meat. The outside will be crispy and the inside will still be pretty raw.
- 39,632
- 155,740
Stanley cups were keeping drinks cold when your ancestors were still flinging poo.
- 2
- 55,094
- 280,606
If you lose one leg your BMI goes down. If you lose two legs your BMI goes up as it is based on weight and height.
- 4
- 1
- 39,632
- 155,740
- 55,094
- 280,606
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
- 48,996
- 107,207
If a woman gets an abortion does that mean her womb is a graveyard or haunted house?
- 1
- 55,094
- 280,606
- 55,094
- 280,606
There is a specific distance from the urinal where it goes from acceptable to public exposure.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
- 29,649
- 22,052
But ol' is dropping the last syllable, not the first. You can tell by the location of the '. How can that be aphraseiosis?
Also, I would say math is dropping the end of mathematics, whereas the brits contract the word to maths.
What retarded AI model spat out that hot load of word jizz?
Also, I would say math is dropping the end of mathematics, whereas the brits contract the word to maths.
What retarded AI model spat out that hot load of word jizz?
- 1
Aldarion
Egg Nazi
- 11,024
- 30,168
Yes. We didn't "drop the s from maths" because math never had an fucking s on the end. What a ridiculous UK-centric summary.
- 1