Being forced to watch pseudo sports against my will. I noticed that the ball shaggers are the most interesting thing in tennis. They stand there like buckingham palace guards until they're needed then it's wild abandon. Even better are the 2 next to the net in sprinter stances the entire time. They remind me of my dog when I'm holding a ball.
I also noticed that these world cup people are penalizing flops. I don't know when that started, but there are some soccer americans working here and they told me some guy took a flop and got the ref to throw a yellow card, but after review the card was revoked and the flopper got a red card. So now the most interesting thing about soccer is going away. Good plan bozos. Why don't you take away penalty kicks next.